Honors I’ve Received From Nice People:
Thank You Cousin!
Not the most socially responsible product, we admit. But the demand is huge and if we don’t react and supply it, someone else will. Carry a large, reinforced umbrella – maybe a poncho. Eye protection is always advised. Full face shield recommended. Be careful out there.
We’ll donate a portion of our proceeds to benefit the disinfection of all public surfaces where our products caused (verified) contamination that may possibly present a hazard to the public. (Damage and or coatings of hair, mouths, noses, hands, faces and all other body surfaces/orifices of individuals and/or their personal property are not qualified for assistance as it is impossible to distinguish our possible contribution from pre-existing conditions.)