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Damn, that’s funny Earl.
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This will save us tons of money instead of buying clay pigeons.
Just wait for them to fly and shoot them down. It will send the residue flying back at the “launchers”.
Maybe but proving this will require field trials, pj. And no, I won’t help you.
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Oh, Sweet Jesus! Just wrong in so many ways. “Patented Analok Seal,” forsooth. Easee Squeezee Colonic Sieve Insert.” Madness. This is what a childhood filled with pranks, smoking at an early age, and Mad Magazine will do.
Your insight is amazing. But Mad was only the gateway mag. I moved to National Lampoon early on and never went back. …other than that dalliance with the Penthouse Letters, which maybe ate up the better part of six or ten years (I was young and I really liked to dally), I was a ‘Poon guy 100%.