By The Well Hidden Imam’s Broad Buttocks, they’re going way too far with this shit. College football is played, of course, by Colleges. Colleges chock full of scurvy anarcho-communist student and staff Cracktivists who hate all forms of competition, any sort of winning or losing and all kinds of deodorant. They would love to have football summarily banned from the campus, but standing far from that reality they’ll settle for ruining popularly celebrated and historic traditions by tying them to modern day social justice offenses and thus pressuring to have them banned and/or altered by the school administrators.
But they’ll never get this far, right? Earl’s just being retarded, like usual.