Her open schedule slot can easily be filled with vodka
Baby with demonic glare…check.
Elephantine pantsuit in zipper bag…check.
Significant saggage in the Loose Straps Mean Floppy Tits region….check.
Clever visual trick such that Bill appears to be smoking from a bong, or an upside-down pipe…check.
W.C. Fields schnozzle on Bill…check.
You have a keen eye. Or possibly two.
Bill’s ‘bong’ is merely the unintended effect of his photo being positioned behind/next to the lotion nozzle. We saw this as fitting, though totally accidental.
Don’t orget the mannequin hand perfectly posed to skive off excess KY and cheese from her and Humas play toy.
Sorry – you have the advanced keen eye. My bad. I looked at the Eclipse today. (Damn, why didn’t somebody warn me not to do that?!)
mannequin hand posed to ‘skive off excess KY and cheese..’!! To envision that is to invite vertigo.
Advanced keen eye.
Those are amazingly sad tits. Amazingly sad.
What kept the mirror from shattering? ;)
It’s stainless steel.
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Can’t actually see it, but on the back of the mannequin hand is printed “you must be this large to enter”.
Damn, I made myself vomit a bit…..
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