Figured you’d all enjoy seeing it.
Does she have butt pads or the compressor-type underpants? Or both? I see pancakes.
Compressor underpants and in a few years it will squeeze that lard down into cankles
YOU can look that close if you want, I ain’t.
Now I will have to stare at the eclipse to burn that image out….
Anyone care to measure the stress on that zipper? They don’t call them YKK for nothing!
Hogzilla and the Hoggette.
She should be embarrassed that she can be positively identified from her backside. Two axe-handles. She’ll likely outdo her mother.
Must have been shoved in a trash compactor, and put the dress on before she started to expand again.
I’ve seen sausages more loosely stuffed than that poor dress.
And nobody wants to see how the sausage is made, either.
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Maybe it’s meant to distract attention from her face. You know, the one that could stop a soccer riot.
Maybe use it to stop an ANTIFA/BLM riot?
No, that takes big bags of weed. Air drops.
Might be a good way to get rid of the leftover paraquat!
Could be. I understand that fact has been clinically verified.
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