Breaking News Update – Debbie Weimaraner-Snautz Kidnapped In Pakistan – SOLD INTO SLAVERY

(Ed. Correction:  While we can verify she has been listed on the market, there have been no certified offers to actually buy her, for money.  Test drives do not count. We stand corrected.)

Surveillance video from the Karachi terminal documents the moment the fugitive Florida Representative was rendered insensible by the consumption of 16 Peach Mango Daiquiris and two orders of chili-cheese goat ribs in the airport’s kebab grill.  She was then loaded into a large travel locker and wheeled out the door.

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Then this photo hit the wires, confirming the runaway Congresswoman is currently on the Slave Market, somewhere in the remote tribal regions of Pakistan.  As there is little to no chance she can be rescued from this extremely dangerous area, we won’t waste our time trying.  We wish her the best.

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7 responses to “Breaking News Update – Debbie Weimaraner-Snautz Kidnapped In Pakistan – SOLD INTO SLAVERY

  1. Diogenes August 6, 2017 at 10:02 pm

    Let’s hope Debbie is not allergic to goat sperm cause there aren’t many curly hair care products in Pakistan.

  2. Bad_Brad August 6, 2017 at 10:54 pm

    Is that a bottle of Wool Lite in her hand?

  3. poppajoe49 August 7, 2017 at 12:15 am

    I fear that we are being deceived!
    If Dummy Washerwoman Schmutz were in Pakistan, she would be covered in a Burka!
    Seeing her here, I am beginning to see the wisdom of the dress code! It would prevent the assault of the eyes I was a victim of just now.
    That being said, I think we need to send investigators to Russia to look for Little Debbie, because they don’t mind looking at heifers in various states of undress.

    Just trying to be helpful, after all, we do deserve to get her back here for prosecution.


  4. Barfo August 7, 2017 at 1:09 am

    $44.99 is a bit steep. “No free looky” That cracked me up.

  5. Wingman August 7, 2017 at 10:40 am

    I’d rather do a goat than that bitch.

  6. papabear1950 August 9, 2017 at 12:38 am

    Earl, I’d put money on the auctioneer being the Ayatoilet Cockamamie’s SON! If he’s not, then Iran has a HELLUVA lot more “inbreeding” than the movie “Deliverance”! And Earl… this is not criticism, but did you accidentally put a photo of Debbie Wassaman Feldman in this shot? Just askin’.


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