Our New Shark Programming


People will watch this. Every week we will toss a well-known celebrity leftist into shark infested waters and watch as they are eaten.  2 words: B-52 Stratoratings.

shark feast

Dates subject to change if we don’t actually get the OK to do the shows

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17 responses to “Our New Shark Programming

  1. The Rat Fink July 23, 2017 at 8:42 pm

    Good luck jumpin them fat boy!

  2. KenH July 24, 2017 at 2:04 am

    If you threw this boated sack of whale shit in and filmed as he died screaming to a couple White’s, they’d have it on rerun forever

  3. SafeSpace July 24, 2017 at 8:23 am

    Earl … You in heap big trouble now. It is a federal crime to poison sharks!

  4. papabear1950 July 24, 2017 at 9:01 am

    I sense a disturbance in the “credibility-force” with this one, Earl. Even a village of starving Eskimos wouldn’t eat THIS pile of blubber!

    • Earl of Taint July 25, 2017 at 8:45 pm

      The sharks might spit him out?

      • poppajoe49 July 25, 2017 at 9:55 pm

        Sharks can eat anything, they’re the goats of the sea. Not even that festering blob of rancid blubber could upset their stomachs.

        • bluebird of bitterness July 31, 2017 at 9:40 am

          It might not harm their stomachs, but what would it do to their arteries?

          • Earl of Taint July 31, 2017 at 8:37 pm

            They naturally gorge on blubbery whale carcasses. The EPA, NOAA and the US Fish & Wildlife performed separate assessments and all cleared old Canadian-American fat as fully nutritious and safe for all known predators. And the sharks particularly enjoy the variety that tastes strongly of hotdogs, doritos and chicken nuggets. It’s all good.

  5. Wingman July 25, 2017 at 1:49 am

    Those poor sharks…can’t lick their asses to get rid of that taste.

  6. Lee Van Queef II July 25, 2017 at 8:33 pm

    They’ll eat the blob, the thing gestating in his uterus AND the afterbirth. Ain’t sharks efficient!

  7. mrpostman July 27, 2017 at 3:36 pm

    Funniest one you have done in some time! Well worth posting on my blog!
    http://iowadawg.com

    Thank you,
    Joe

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