People will watch this. Every week we will toss a well-known celebrity leftist into shark infested waters and watch as they are eaten. 2 words: B-52 Stratoratings.
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Good luck jumpin them fat boy!
If you threw this boated sack of whale shit in and filmed as he died screaming to a couple White’s, they’d have it on rerun forever
Earl … You in heap big trouble now. It is a federal crime to poison sharks!
I sense a disturbance in the “credibility-force” with this one, Earl. Even a village of starving Eskimos wouldn’t eat THIS pile of blubber!
The sharks might spit him out?
Sharks can eat anything, they’re the goats of the sea. Not even that festering blob of rancid blubber could upset their stomachs.
It might not harm their stomachs, but what would it do to their arteries?
They naturally gorge on blubbery whale carcasses. The EPA, NOAA and the US Fish & Wildlife performed separate assessments and all cleared old Canadian-American fat as fully nutritious and safe for all known predators. And the sharks particularly enjoy the variety that tastes strongly of hotdogs, doritos and chicken nuggets. It’s all good.
Have they tested the species that live on Cheetos and Mountain Dew in mommy’s basement?
Maybe we can use them for bait when shark hunting, or stake them 10 miles out to sea to keep the sharks from the beaches.
Those poor sharks…can’t lick their asses to get rid of that taste.
Someday maybe they’ll learn to do it in pairs, like us mammals do.
They’ll eat the blob, the thing gestating in his uterus AND the afterbirth. Ain’t sharks efficient!
Funniest one you have done in some time! Well worth posting on my blog!
Hi Joe, thanks very much!
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