Our New Shark Programming


People will watch this. Every week we will toss a well-known celebrity leftist into shark infested waters and watch as they are eaten.  2 words: B-52 Stratoratings.

shark feast

Dates subject to change if we don’t actually get the OK to do the shows

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17 responses to “Our New Shark Programming

  1. The Rat Fink July 23, 2017 at 8:42 pm

    Good luck jumpin them fat boy!

  2. KenH July 24, 2017 at 2:04 am

    If you threw this boated sack of whale shit in and filmed as he died screaming to a couple White’s, they’d have it on rerun forever

  3. SafeSpace July 24, 2017 at 8:23 am

    Earl … You in heap big trouble now. It is a federal crime to poison sharks!

  4. papabear1950 July 24, 2017 at 9:01 am

    I sense a disturbance in the “credibility-force” with this one, Earl. Even a village of starving Eskimos wouldn’t eat THIS pile of blubber!

  5. Wingman July 25, 2017 at 1:49 am

    Those poor sharks…can’t lick their asses to get rid of that taste.

  6. Lee Van Queef II July 25, 2017 at 8:33 pm

    They’ll eat the blob, the thing gestating in his uterus AND the afterbirth. Ain’t sharks efficient!

  7. mrpostman July 27, 2017 at 3:36 pm

    Funniest one you have done in some time! Well worth posting on my blog!
    http://iowadawg.com

    Thank you,
    Joe

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