Why the coonskin cap?, you might ask. Too lazy to do a whole parka and a ushanka would be perhaps viewed as inappropriate. Also coonskin caps are American Made. MAGA.
He’s only winged her
He’s harpooned either a whale dwarf or a dwarf whale. In either case he’s in trouble since they’re both out of season.
You need a Harpoon Missile to get that whale!
Trim the hairstyle back and pale out the complexion a bit, and that whale will look eggsackly like AlGore.
Gonna take three or four poons to take down Rosy Dick.
Who wants to take her down? Ew.
Its massive blubber can feed thousands of starving Venezuelans.
The whale oil could keep Japan lit for 165 years.
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