Just a motley assortment of the kind of things Alzheimer’s is good for.
Starting with a look back to last Summer…
Chipotle says they won’t be buying any beef from Texas. They’ll ship it in 8,000 miles from Australia instead, to save the planet. Hop on over and try one.
Some wise guy/gal/confused tried to photoshop a recent photo Lena Dunham posted of herself naked because she can’t get enough. We fetched the original, as a service to our readers. Enjoy.
Only 6 more days of official mandatory governmental celebrations of sexual perversions – and all the wrong kinds – left until UnProud.
Truly sad and tragic news from Pakistan as a local mosque directed locals to the scene of an overturned tanker truck, leaking petrol. The people raced to collect free gas from the scene. Then a horrible (but inevitable) fire bomb exploded, killing at least 150 people who were standing in gasoline, siphoning into jerry cans…FFS.
Horrible and sad. Also very, very, very stupid.
The Obamas are on vacation in Indonesia, land of Obama’s youth. They’ll spend 2 weeks in deluxe accommodations owned by his distantly related cousins from the Indo-Lesbesian tribe. No word on whether they will eat any dog, this trip.