Meanwhile Stunningly Silly Swamp Matriarch Remains At Large

Warning: Never look her straight in the eye. Her super dense black hole of stupid will suck out every bit of your normal and replace it with pure, unrefined San Francisco. There’s no known cure.

swamp mommy


7 responses to “Meanwhile Stunningly Silly Swamp Matriarch Remains At Large

  1. SafeSpace June 12, 2017 at 11:45 am

    No way I could look her in the eye, unless I picked either her left one or her right one, crosseyed lunatic tw*t that she is….

  2. Michael Loots June 12, 2017 at 12:40 pm

    My God you actually improved her looks.

    • poppajoe49 June 12, 2017 at 6:38 pm

      Yea. That wasn’t exactly a major accomplishment. You could cover her with dog shit and maggots and she’d look better, and it would probably bump her IQ by 20 points too.

      • Earl of Taint June 12, 2017 at 7:59 pm

        Theoretically possible if you have at least 12 maggots with the accepted formula being 1 average maggot = 1.727272 measures of IQ – ergo the total boost for 11 would only be 19 IQ bits gained, not the requisite 20 needed to surpass Pelsosi. And the dog shit is a wash.

        • poppajoe49 June 12, 2017 at 8:23 pm

          I was giving the dog shit credit for being smarter than her, therefore boosting the IQ for the pile as a whole by 20 points.

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