As demonstrated by former Secretary of State, US Senator and noted author of “Breathing Well Without Using Your Nose”, John F Kerry.
Did the Italians finally transplant a horse head? Has Jeanjiss Heinz transgendered? Are all Ecoprogs as hideous as a glue horse? Did Ho Chi Minh bang Hanoi Jane in the fifth at Yonkers Raceway after traipsing through puddles of Agent Orange? Has that paper sack grown a monstrous tumor? I am confused.
Keen insight, you have.
If the Italians have succeeded in transplanting a horse’s head, that would mean, for the first time, Jay-Effin’-Kay is a COMPLETE horse.
It would be much more effective if it were a large, plastic trash bag, duct taped tightly around his neck. Not only would it capture all that nasty CO2, but it would also quickly put an end to his CO2 emissions for good.
True enough. We’d suggest a diving helmet, as well. All of them work just as well if you pour in enough paint.
Fill that bag with CO2, clamp it tight shut, sneak up behind Barry Soetero and smack it hard. Just imagine the girlish squeal of fear you’d hear….
Churchill Downs Syndrome is a turible, turible thing!
Hows about hook this cocksucker up, and let him inhale some 100% Nitrogen for a few minutes? Should calm him RIGHT down
MAN-Made CO2? Well, that leaves sKerry out. At least, I don’t see a MAN in that cartoon picture.
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