How Eco-Minded Mouth Breathers Can Help Save Our Planet

As demonstrated by former Secretary of State, US Senator and noted author of “Breathing Well Without Using Your Nose”, John F Kerry.


10 responses to “How Eco-Minded Mouth Breathers Can Help Save Our Planet

  1. Lee Van Queef II June 9, 2017 at 9:26 pm

    Did the Italians finally transplant a horse head? Has Jeanjiss Heinz transgendered? Are all Ecoprogs as hideous as a glue horse? Did Ho Chi Minh bang Hanoi Jane in the fifth at Yonkers Raceway after traipsing through puddles of Agent Orange? Has that paper sack grown a monstrous tumor? I am confused.

  2. poppajoe49 June 10, 2017 at 7:48 am

    It would be much more effective if it were a large, plastic trash bag, duct taped tightly around his neck. Not only would it capture all that nasty CO2, but it would also quickly put an end to his CO2 emissions for good.

  3. SafeSpace June 10, 2017 at 9:50 am

    Fill that bag with CO2, clamp it tight shut, sneak up behind Barry Soetero and smack it hard. Just imagine the girlish squeal of fear you’d hear….

  4. The Rat Fink June 10, 2017 at 1:30 pm

    Churchill Downs Syndrome is a turible, turible thing!

  5. KenH June 10, 2017 at 5:12 pm

    Hows about hook this cocksucker up, and let him inhale some 100% Nitrogen for a few minutes? Should calm him RIGHT down

  6. Deplorable B Woodman June 23, 2017 at 7:54 am

    MAN-Made CO2? Well, that leaves sKerry out. At least, I don’t see a MAN in that cartoon picture.


Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

%d bloggers like this: