Monthly Archives: June 2017

She Doesn’t Want A Pony

mrs manure

Dems Expose Secret Alt-Right Gang Sign – Claim It’s Devotional Pledge To Trump

trump salute

 

The Presstitutes

wastepost

Fish Gotta Swim, Fairies Gotta Flutter

Imagine the Media reaction to a Teacher Of The Year flashing a Bible in their photo with the President. Or a license to carry a concealed weapon? How about a Teacher Bro swinging a lacy bra? Or a MidEastern Teacher bringing his goat?

The President was warm and welcoming. He took no issue with your ‘flair’.  But ‘HA-HA IN YOUR FACE YOU FASCIST NAZI HOMOPHOBIC CHEETOH!! HA-HAHAHA!’

To Hell with these people.

rhode island faggot

OTOH, these things will be hot sellers, for a while.  Carpe Diem…a buck’s a buck.

fannies

We’ll call them FANNIES

Update:  Meet the TOTY from The Lone Star State.  Here in Texas, we choose our best teacher while adhering to a different set of criteria than many schools.  The candidates’ sexuality is not considered a basis for the award as the students themselves vote for the winner and what do they know about having sex at their tender young ages.  Don’t be silly.  And no, we’re not going to discuss it.  Now look, this is a real Teacher…

TXtoty

 

 

Happy Father’s Day

My Dad died years ago. But I’ll never forget him or the amazing things he taught me. Like fly fishing. He was simply the best Dad ever. I’ll never forgive Mom for hiring that hit man.

father's day

Breaking: Senator Selected To Lead Polar Outreach

st john of the icebirds

Despite Their Blazing Pace We Wouldn’t Want Anyone In Congress To Think We Aren’t Keeping Up

Time to give them their due.

gop congress

Meanwhile Stunningly Silly Swamp Matriarch Remains At Large

Warning: Never look her straight in the eye. Her super dense black hole of stupid will suck out every bit of your normal and replace it with pure, unrefined San Francisco. There’s no known cure.

swamp mommy

Swamp Monster Meets His Match

swampy

In The News

nancy