The Obligatory Quarterly PSA (Required For Our FCC License Renewal And Our Social Justice Journalistical CEUs)
We have to run these without compensation – but honestly, if we can save one citizen from ruining life for everyone else, it’s totally pretty much worth it. We hope you all share our faith and by working together, we can find one to fix.
Just one potentially convertible, halfway semi-normal piece of garden variety shit Leftist. Sounds tough, sure but that’s why they call ’em dreams.
So please run out today and buy some of this stuff for someone you maybe hate somewhat less than most of the ringed and tattooed crab magnets you will detect aromatically after checking your shoes and eliminating the possibility that you’ve stepped in dog shit. (Clean shoes accompanied by a pungent fecal odor typically indicate you got flower children…and they’re inside the wire.) But maybe one of them – just one single flea-ridden skinny dread-locked vegan – was somebody’s cute little baby once. Please think about possibly caring. Thank you.