Reminder: New National Holiday Tomorrow Commemorates Hillary Clinton Not Being President
Join us as we pause to remember those who would willingly give our lives and fortunes to aid the furtherance of their own greed and ambition. They stand out as icons within our history, representing what it means to be truly immoral and disgusting human beings. Beginning tomorrow, we will gather as one community, in gratitude and pride that we kicked Hillary Clinton’s corrupt and nasty ass to the curb – and did not let her be President, forever. Hurrah! Amen.