Sorry But I’m Not Taking An 8 Year Old To See Ariana’s Flared Outriggers

I just see that as wrong. They’re too young. I was probably 11 or 12 before I first saw an adult human vagina by way of a page torn from a cheap nasty truckstop-style porn mag. It – The V – filled the entire page. Early 70s – picture a big shaggy blanket of pubes encircling a pink raw oyster. I did not view it as anything I would ever care to cuddle and I kept that mindset until I actually put my hands/finger(s) on/in/whatever a real one when we were both 14.  Completely different mindset, thereafter.  But 8 is too young.


This Photo Was Lab-Tested And Certified As Completely Original And Unretouched


15 responses to “Sorry But I’m Not Taking An 8 Year Old To See Ariana’s Flared Outriggers

  1. bluesjunky May 24, 2017 at 8:17 pm

    I’m still pissed about her licking those donuts…

  2. poppajoe49 May 24, 2017 at 11:40 pm

    If that picture is unretouched, where are the crabs?

    • papabear1950 May 25, 2017 at 6:59 pm

      Stepping in for Earl, let me request you to moderate your clear and blatant “street” vernacular and refer to the probable infestation as “Pediculosis Pubis” instead of the more crude and ignominious term “crabs”, so as not to offend the legions of urbane, erudite and classy folk who call EoT home. I appreciate the terse nature of the more banal explanation, but don’t want to see the refined sensibilities of EoT readers sullied by such a vulgar term. Thank you for your many observations documented on this site, and your attention to this matter.
      The Usurper of Authority

    • Earl of Taint May 25, 2017 at 8:14 pm

      Too fast for the shutter speed.

  3. bobdog May 25, 2017 at 3:03 pm

    It ain’t easy being cheezy.

  4. Papabear May 25, 2017 at 6:42 pm

    I hope Ariwhine-uh lives in a humid climate, because with THOSE lips (both sets) it would cost her a FORTUNE in lip balm!

  5. jw burns May 25, 2017 at 8:00 pm

    Inside sources say that she has BO that lands somewhere between a Yeti and a Chupacarbra.

  6. SafeSpace May 26, 2017 at 8:20 am

    This Shorty Slut du Jour is also on record trashing America, the nation that has made her rich. (I’d say filthy rich but she was prolly filthy when she was poor, too.) Keep that in mind when your own little precious darling wants to buy a Grande CD.

  7. comradewhoopie May 26, 2017 at 9:57 am

    Tuna taco Grande.


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