Anderson Cooper Is Professor Pooper

Not many people realize that well known media personality Anderson Cooper is also one of the leading experts and connoisseurs of all things anal in America today. He’s written several peer-reviewed, scholarly studies on the structure, performance, standards and variations of the human anal orifice and his personal collection of superbly preserved sphincters will likely end up in the Smithsonian. Few know poo like Andy Coo.

He’s had his head and several other things well up in thousands of colons, more than most could even imagine – or want to.  So when the conversation turns to dumps, wise people will defer to the expert who puts the anal in analysis. He knows shit.



4 responses to “Anderson Cooper Is Professor Pooper

  1. Lee Van Queef II May 21, 2017 at 1:32 pm

    Earl I must take exception. Poo professional he is, you cannot leave him without a magnificent Snidley Whiplash Dirty Sanchez. You insult his achievements in the sewage sciences, a.k.a. jurinalysm.

  2. poppajoe49 May 21, 2017 at 5:00 pm

    Earl, what is it that makes you think Anderson Pooper is a pitcher? I would bet everything that he’s a catcher!

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