Possible Sources For Scumedia’s Sand-In-The-Vagina Hysterics Against Trump Are Legion

The intern who makes copies and gets donuts qualifies as a Former White House Official as far as the Scumedia is concerned.  They won’t identify them anyway, because they aren’t Republicans, so what’s the difference?  They’ll use the FWHO title to verify the fake news regardless. Until a source is named, their testimony is assumed to be a vaporous fabrication – and it should would be reported with skepticism not applause – by an honest media. But we’re fresh out of that, aren’t we?

o team

5 responses to “Possible Sources For Scumedia’s Sand-In-The-Vagina Hysterics Against Trump Are Legion

  1. Lee Van Queef II May 20, 2017 at 6:17 pm

    Many of the women are guarding their junk because VP Borat is giving them the Perv-eye.

  2. poppajoe49 May 20, 2017 at 10:30 pm

    Obama isn’t president any more, can we stop giving him bandwidth? I was hoping to forget him in time.

    • The Rat Fink May 21, 2017 at 6:23 am

      That doesn’t prevent me from wanting to look him straight in the eye and tell him:
      You sir are a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, four-flushing, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-eating, brainless, dickless, purple-lipped, hopeless, heartless, bug eyed, big-eared, incompetent, inexperienced, lazy, vactioning, golfing, childish, naïve, spending, partying, vindictive, arrogant, imperious, stumbling, sarcastic, narcissistic, corrupt, stone-walling, out-of-touch, dope-smoking, pot-headed, teleprompter reading “Corpse-Man”, My man “Alex de Toke-Ville”, momjeans-wearing, shame gland missing, Peace-Prize stealing, red line…pink line…salmon line…fuchsia line…maroon line…puce line… Yellow line-drawing, two-bit, belly-aching, finger-pointing, “Flexible”, No-records, Reset Button Bonehead, Bush-blaming, Mexican gun-running, Treasury-looting, economy-wrecking, Cash-for-Clunkers, Phones for Lo-Foz, recess-appointing, process-circumventing, Benghazi bullshitting, bald-faced liar, fraud and flim-flam man, “I will restore trust in Government”, “Al-Qaeda-decimated”, “You didn´t build that”, “Most transparent administration ever”, “If you like your doctor you can keep your doctor”, “Premiums will be lowered by $2500”, “I´ve got a pen and a phone”, “Russia is just a regional power”, Constitution-stomping, autocratic, I can do whatever I want”, Bullgarian-speaking, productivity-obstructing, court-tampering, dictatorial, monument-Barrycading, race-divisive, class-divisive, community-organizing, selfie-posing, celebrity gad-fly, healthcare-destroying, Al-Qaeda appeasing, malicious, petty, lawless phoney-baloney, bitch-slapped, pussy-whipped, Gay-obsessed, sheet-grabbing, pillow-biting Jihad-coddling, maladroit, plastic banana republic Manchurian Doorknob, Socialist Marxist Muzlim Mallard and Communist Aggitator whose only real accomplishment has been to perpetrate the most scandalous betrayal of the America people in history!
      Holy shit! Where´s the Tylenol!


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