Sure He’s Super Smart But Stephen Hawking’s Penmanship Is So Sloppy

OK I’m no scientist but I could write it out while holding the chalk in my butt cheeks and it would be more legible than these scribbles.  He could show a little more pride, that’s all I’m saying.hawking

9 responses to “Sure He’s Super Smart But Stephen Hawking’s Penmanship Is So Sloppy

  1. poppajoe49 May 6, 2017 at 8:43 pm

    As smart as he is, you would think he could have come up with a way to adapt a CAD program to read his retinas, and draw what he was thinking. Or, hire someone else to write it for him, so we don’t have to keep listening to the robotic voice.

  2. Lee Van Queef May 6, 2017 at 10:25 pm

    The Oracle of Gimp smokes the reefer?

  3. Mac May 7, 2017 at 10:39 am

    Actually, I think Stephen Hawking is really a very large naked mole rat. The typical lying liberal, he dishonestly insists CO2 is destroying the planet even though it’s only found in the atmosphere in a concentration of 0.04%. He’s not a scientist. He’s just another lefty activist.

    The liberals lionize this guy as if anything he says is indisputable truth. He’s a liar and a phony. I don’t give a shit how much he did for black hole research. Robert DeNiro has done a lot of work in that field as well, yet no one listens to his views on anything.

  4. jw burns May 7, 2017 at 1:47 pm

    Heard that he’s dating a Kardashian.

  5. Leonard Jones May 11, 2017 at 2:23 pm

    Hate to break it to you people, but the guy is a turnip! His students (AKA handlers)
    are using a long discredited technique called “Facilitated communication.” It was
    used in some cases to “Communicate” with people suffering from severe Autism.
    The lower tech approach is to have the handler hold the person’s hand over a
    computer and press one of their fingers on the keys. This is much like a single
    player version of an Ouija Board.

    In Hawking’s case, we are told he is using a binary input controlled by the muscles
    in his cheek. It would take weeks to compose a single speech, and possibly
    decades to write a book with this limited interface. I recently discovered another
    person (A female) with the same disease as Hawking and used the same
    interface had written a book. Once you consider that her story used the term
    “Facilitated communication,” in connection with the same device the chances that
    there is much of anything going on inside his noggin’ starts to look pretty slim!


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