The Scale Model Unveiled:
Looks like a sewage treatment plant.
Wholly poop on a stick, Batman, what a PERFECT name for lamont’s presiduncial book building! I’ve got the perfect “greeter” too… Pinocchio!!!!! (of course it will have to be a BLACK Pinocchio so there will be NO crackers involved in any part of the project, otherwise Black Lies Matter will piss and moan about honky privilege and OTHER non-existent racist bullshit they always whine about). Maybe it could be “Tupacio”, or, to kiss up to political correctness is could be a “she-boon” named “Shaniquio” or some other name for cows in Africa.
I think the place should revolve too, just like the restaurant at LAX, since a “spin” was always put on stories about lamont so he would look better than he was. There should also be a section devoted to lamont’s progress with interplanetary relations since he’s married to a Wookiee! There should be a kiosk for dispensing Kool-Aid too, since all the toadies who kiss lamont’s ass on a regular basis have imbibed the proverbial Kool-Aid that leads to the death.of our nation!
For accuracy, there should be a “bath house” too, populated with “like-minded” homosexuals like lamont, who will sodomize and “rim” each other just like lamont did in Chicago, (just ask any NUMBER of sodomites who used to cornhole lamont in Chicago!)
Well, just about anything beats the double-wide-on-the-river that’s the Clinton Library.
What? No Phallic Obelisk? ;)
Well the student body at Punahou School is working on one, but in order to honor Barry they have to make it “life size”, so they’re trying to find something small enough to be realistic. So far a single “chocolate sprinkle” seems to fit the physical requirements, AND have the proper coloring to boot. Just need the “nod” from magilla and they can commence making the “statue”.
They may have one planned but they didn’t show it in this model. My repeatedly shouted question was totally ignored. “What’s with the Giant Buttplug??” Nothing.
The entry to the parking lot should be an arch with Dumbo ears on either side.
I’m trying to figure looks more like an airport or a golf course.out if it
Yes but instead of ears it might be like the woman’s legs spread on either side of the door in Patch Adams.
When has Barky ever been interested in what’s between a woman’s legs?
Id it were hairy, men’s legs, then he would be happy.
What puke inducing architecture! . If this is not a joke, it is most befitting Obie 44.
It’s the real deal Neal. I like the drawbridge at the entry/exit. Perfect for lockdowns.
Or, maybe to keep the Mooselimbs out?
What an ugly pile! The fly is a nice touch. Perfect placement, too. If they ever get “the monument” built for real, we should get Banksy to tag it with a scaled-up version.
Thanks. Are we family?
I can hardly wait to see what shenanigans are involved in the acquisition of land for this project.
Where is this monument to deception going to be, er, ah, erected? In Dubai? Abu Dhabi? Riyadh? And if we Americans are blessed with it landing in one of our 57 states, do we the taxpayers have to pay for its construction, and the around-the-clock guards it will need?
Oh, and a couple more questions. What on earth will King Putt fill all that space with? Selfies? He classified or erased damn near everything he ever wrote, and blamed the rest of it on other members of his Regime. Will this library have a Valerie Jarrett wing, complete with 14-year old muslima sex slaves for the enjoyment of visitors? Will they put Hillary’s server (the one she “wiped with a cloth or something”) in the bathroom? And will the bathrooms be trans-gendered? So many issues to deal with when building the 21st century King Tutt’s Pyramid….
About the only thing that would fill the space would be copies of all the ass-kissing articles the MSM wrote about him.
Where’s the penis shaped minaret?
In King Barky’s colon.
Muslim guests at the Liebarry will be invited to tour The Colon Thrust Arcade for a modest extra fee, payable in riyals to King Putt’s numbered account in Abu Dhabi. And those who promise to tip generously will be provided a goat for companionship during their visit.
Reminds me of Whispering Glades, the cemetery in the movie The Loved one. All you need is Jonathan Winters flying around above it in his private chopper. Do they turn game loose on the grounds for Mooch to chase down?
Game would be difficult as they will close the park to the public nightly, in order to accommodate the Gang Wars. Tuesday and Thursday will feature Drive-By Specials. Big discounts and cool prizes!
Only if it’s 100% organic, free-range game.
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