We’ll Call It The Liebarry


The Scale Model Unveiled:

liebarry

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26 responses to “We’ll Call It The Liebarry

  1. Lee Van Queef May 4, 2017 at 9:04 pm

    Looks like a sewage treatment plant.

  2. papabear1950 May 4, 2017 at 9:05 pm

    Wholly poop on a stick, Batman, what a PERFECT name for lamont’s presiduncial book building! I’ve got the perfect “greeter” too… Pinocchio!!!!! (of course it will have to be a BLACK Pinocchio so there will be NO crackers involved in any part of the project, otherwise Black Lies Matter will piss and moan about honky privilege and OTHER non-existent racist bullshit they always whine about). Maybe it could be “Tupacio”, or, to kiss up to political correctness is could be a “she-boon” named “Shaniquio” or some other name for cows in Africa.
    I think the place should revolve too, just like the restaurant at LAX, since a “spin” was always put on stories about lamont so he would look better than he was. There should also be a section devoted to lamont’s progress with interplanetary relations since he’s married to a Wookiee! There should be a kiosk for dispensing Kool-Aid too, since all the toadies who kiss lamont’s ass on a regular basis have imbibed the proverbial Kool-Aid that leads to the death.of our nation!
    For accuracy, there should be a “bath house” too, populated with “like-minded” homosexuals like lamont, who will sodomize and “rim” each other just like lamont did in Chicago, (just ask any NUMBER of sodomites who used to cornhole lamont in Chicago!)

  3. Diogenes May 4, 2017 at 9:36 pm

    What? No Phallic Obelisk? ;)

    • papabear1950 May 5, 2017 at 1:31 am

      Well the student body at Punahou School is working on one, but in order to honor Barry they have to make it “life size”, so they’re trying to find something small enough to be realistic. So far a single “chocolate sprinkle” seems to fit the physical requirements, AND have the proper coloring to boot. Just need the “nod” from magilla and they can commence making the “statue”.

    • Earl of Taint May 6, 2017 at 4:24 pm

      They may have one planned but they didn’t show it in this model. My repeatedly shouted question was totally ignored. “What’s with the Giant Buttplug??” Nothing.

  4. poppajoe49 May 4, 2017 at 10:02 pm

    The entry to the parking lot should be an arch with Dumbo ears on either side.
    I’m trying to figure looks more like an airport or a golf course.out if it

    • Gene May 5, 2017 at 6:33 pm

      Yes but instead of ears it might be like the woman’s legs spread on either side of the door in Patch Adams.

      • poppajoe49 May 5, 2017 at 8:12 pm

        When has Barky ever been interested in what’s between a woman’s legs?
        Id it were hairy, men’s legs, then he would be happy.

  5. Mike a.k.a. Proof May 5, 2017 at 12:33 am

    What puke inducing architecture! . If this is not a joke, it is most befitting Obie 44.

  6. Taintstroker May 5, 2017 at 8:43 am

    What an ugly pile! The fly is a nice touch. Perfect placement, too. If they ever get “the monument” built for real, we should get Banksy to tag it with a scaled-up version.

  7. crazyeighter May 5, 2017 at 9:25 am

    I can hardly wait to see what shenanigans are involved in the acquisition of land for this project.
    Cui bono?

  8. SafeSpace May 5, 2017 at 9:38 am

    Where is this monument to deception going to be, er, ah, erected? In Dubai? Abu Dhabi? Riyadh? And if we Americans are blessed with it landing in one of our 57 states, do we the taxpayers have to pay for its construction, and the around-the-clock guards it will need?

  9. SafeSpace May 5, 2017 at 9:42 am

    Oh, and a couple more questions. What on earth will King Putt fill all that space with? Selfies? He classified or erased damn near everything he ever wrote, and blamed the rest of it on other members of his Regime. Will this library have a Valerie Jarrett wing, complete with 14-year old muslima sex slaves for the enjoyment of visitors? Will they put Hillary’s server (the one she “wiped with a cloth or something”) in the bathroom? And will the bathrooms be trans-gendered? So many issues to deal with when building the 21st century King Tutt’s Pyramid….

    • crazyeighter May 5, 2017 at 1:37 pm

      About the only thing that would fill the space would be copies of all the ass-kissing articles the MSM wrote about him.

  10. Miles Long May 5, 2017 at 11:41 am

    Where’s the penis shaped minaret?

  11. jw burns May 5, 2017 at 9:36 pm

    Reminds me of Whispering Glades, the cemetery in the movie The Loved one. All you need is Jonathan Winters flying around above it in his private chopper. Do they turn game loose on the grounds for Mooch to chase down?

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