We’re Picking Out A New Rug For The Interns’ Rec-Room If You Care To Assist

We have hardwood floors in there (it used to be a gym) and they’re uncomfortable for the kids to lie on while they text, watch TV, et cetera.  So we’re getting them a soft, comfy rug from Walmart. Watch the slideshow* and help us choose the best color and then please rate them, by your standards, as to sturdiness and livability (note the close-up picture to show lift and texture in finer detail). Your suggestion enters you to win a certified, game-worn rug used in our Memorial Day Photo-Shoot / Kegger.

*Watch out for click bait, that stuff is everywhere.

22 responses to “We’re Picking Out A New Rug For The Interns’ Rec-Room If You Care To Assist

  1. poppajoe49 May 1, 2017 at 9:14 pm


  2. Wingman May 1, 2017 at 9:52 pm

    That fire hydrant is just praying for the neighborhood dog to come by and wash it off.

  3. Barfo May 1, 2017 at 10:59 pm

    Houstons SheJack on the fireplug is hillarious.

  4. Pistol Pete May 2, 2017 at 4:35 am

    You had me,then you lost me.

  5. Judi King May 2, 2017 at 5:27 am

    I vote for a rug of nails.

  6. enraged and confused May 2, 2017 at 11:07 am

    Rug? What rug??

  7. Mike a.k.a. Proof May 2, 2017 at 12:31 pm

    Something stain resistant I presume?

  8. jw burns May 2, 2017 at 2:11 pm

    Forrest would like to hit them right in the buttocks. That’s all I have to say about that.

  9. Rektimso May 2, 2017 at 9:12 pm

    Shejack twerk-queefs when she walks. Combine that with Houston’s humidity and the greehouse African Rift Valley and it’s like an open landfill. Complete with birds, rats and decaying refuse.

    It’ll take more than that fire hydrant to fix that.

  10. Tonto Kowalski May 3, 2017 at 1:11 pm

    Just a stripe down the middle, not a wide expansive rug gets my vote. Runners I think they’re called.

  11. iratenate May 3, 2017 at 8:16 pm


  12. woodsterman May 4, 2017 at 10:33 am

    I think I could handle the second one.

  13. Paul Moore May 6, 2017 at 12:54 pm

    Perhaps a bear skin rug?
    Did I mispel?

    • Earl of Taint May 6, 2017 at 3:58 pm

      We don’t judge spelling and stuff here. But no bear skin, sorry. We’re actually leaning towards a bio-engineered flooring material manufactured out of hemp fibers and oyster guts. Supposedly ten times softer than silk. Though slightly more slippery.


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