NORKS


Thank you to Lisa the Infidelic One for the links!

We just knew they were all fakes…

bogus

Some of these recipes fit the currently popular “Paleo” diets perfectly:

cookbook

My youngest brought these home from school on Book Days. Pretty funny stuff if you’re 9. Or stuck on 9, like me.

kim jong underpants

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7 responses to “NORKS

  1. bluesjunky April 23, 2017 at 1:04 pm

    I’ve been looking for a good recipe for tree bark soup…

    • Earl of Taint April 23, 2017 at 6:09 pm

      You’re in luck, there are several that sound promising, depending on the season and your level of starvation. Key step in all is don’t overcook or you’ll lose the fiber.And save the cooking water. It’s usually rich with larval insect goo.

  2. jw burns April 23, 2017 at 3:14 pm

    Well go ahead and raff about Korean cooking but have you tried the assorted roasted bugs with dried rat and 3 year old kimchi? You’ll be a riding that crapper like it was Tornado and you an’t going to make it 8 seconds partner.

  3. SafeSpace April 23, 2017 at 5:38 pm

    That first photo of the mini-city: That’s somewhere near Disney World in Kissimmee, I believe. It rooks famiriar to me.

    • Earl of Taint April 23, 2017 at 6:28 pm

      That photo was taken without the knowredge of or crearance from the media guides of The Peoper’s Democratic Repubric of Korea. We demand its return immediatery or we hit you with our super mighty nucrear bomb right up in arr of your asshores!

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