Kim Jong Un Surprises World With New Weapons That Frighten His Neighbors

Of course we have to take the Norks’ word that the weapons are truly functional and not just empty shells, only good for show.

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Because we’ve seen them do it before. Ominous looking mobile missiles that appear to have intercontinental range but are shown to be cleverly constructed bamboo and rice paper replicas. The deep rumbling sounds of the engines are hauntingly realistic as performed by the assigned song teams from the Disabled Veterans of the Women’s Army Corps. The only actual drive chains are cyclists secured to the lightweight shell of the vehicle. This could quite easily be the case with the Wienermobile. Time will tell.



6 responses to “Kim Jong Un Surprises World With New Weapons That Frighten His Neighbors

  1. PoliticalClownParade (@Carry_That_Load) April 16, 2017 at 5:40 am

    I guess they didn’t have enough squirrels to power those rockets. Happy Easter Earl. Thanks for the laughs all year.

  2. JCscuba April 16, 2017 at 10:00 am

    Earl, you never cease to amaze out of hundreds this is the best yet IMHO, Thanks, Moving to my site. J.C.

  3. Mike a.k.a. Proof April 17, 2017 at 2:25 pm

    “Surprises World With New Weapons That Frighten His Neighbors” Lawn darts??

  4. A horse with no name April 17, 2017 at 3:40 pm

    Wait until Lil Kim J Un finds out that his rockets are just papier-mache parade floats. They are the same ones used every year since his Gramps was the Big Dic of the Norks.

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