Kim Jong Un Surprises World With New Weapons That Frighten His Neighbors
Of course we have to take the Norks’ word that the weapons are truly functional and not just empty shells, only good for show.
Because we’ve seen them do it before. Ominous looking mobile missiles that appear to have intercontinental range but are shown to be cleverly constructed bamboo and rice paper replicas. The deep rumbling sounds of the engines are hauntingly realistic as performed by the assigned song teams from the Disabled Veterans of the Women’s Army Corps. The only actual drive chains are cyclists secured to the lightweight shell of the vehicle. This could quite easily be the case with the Wienermobile. Time will tell.