She Gots Sole

Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee (D-TX).  You probably never knew she had a musical side. Her only album (below) is considered by leading Musicologists to be a seminal vesicle at the forefront of the Proto-Ebonics period. Highly valued by collectors of the genre, a copy in relatively good condition may fetch upwards of $15-$20, in a competitive auction.

Unfortunately, it is extremely rare and hard to find as most of the CDs ended up in South America, via a vigorous flea market network originating in Houston. The original tapes are lost.

This one was found in the back of a dead crackhead’s station wagon. You probably don’t want to touch it.



  1. Hahahaha, very good!! I love the names of those songs. That’s exactly how they talk and write, if they can write.

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        1. That’s funny, I’ve heard that same remark spoken many times in my life. Strange coincidence, isn’t it?

          Anyway let me know if you change your mind. I usually go around once a month anyway. (There is a tremendous sub-market out there for second hand lingerie and foundations in women’s plus sizes. I’m killing it, so I don’t ask questions.)

  2. Awwww, you left off my faverit SJL song, a kuv ver of the Unrighteous Brothers “Yoo Dun Loss Dat Luvin Feelin Fo Mo Tacksis”!

  3. You be disaspeccin crakkuh. Wah is you trippin on miss Sheelah? She dindu nuffin to ya’ll is he? Diss raysiss maing.

  4. Who could forget her last hits :

    Ashy Leg
    Jump Muh Broom
    Snuff In My Lips, Wallmellun Hips
    Drive Dat Rova (Mars Flag reprise)
    Da Vunnabuls

  5. Earl has that lazy, racist, loud-mouthed, idiot, useless ghetto thug pegged. She’s hurting blacks everyday she’s in office.

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