The Obama Bunch

We’re pitching a new reality show – we think it beats the crap out of the Kardashians, particularly if viewers have no overly keen interest in seeing store-bought titties and lab-grown asses. For those viewers, we offer The Obama Bunch.

You probably recognize most or all of our cast, but clockwise from upper left:

Auntie Valerie X, Mama June Moose, Uncle Joe and he dog Stripey, Daughter Melanoma “La Tostada”, The GranMoose, Choom Daddy, Daughter Sarcoma “Salty Biscuit”, Cousin Reggie Love.

obama bunch

Here’s the pilot episode. Joe moves in after Jill throws him out for skinny dippy with a lady UPS driver. Unfortunately he fails to recognize the GranMoose and so enrages her that she puts him in the hospital. (We’ll play laugh tracks, no worries.)

episode 6

The next episode (if we get picked up) will feature 47 former US Attorneys competing for the right to camp in the Obama’s backyard. Only the top 11 will get to stay inside the wall and the overall champion wins the cozy shed behind the garage. It has a sink.

9 responses to “The Obama Bunch

  1. Fred Not In The Shed March 12, 2017 at 10:26 pm

    The Presstitute Shed will have a glory hole for Obamugabe’s daily “gaggle.”

  2. KenH March 13, 2017 at 10:29 am

    hows about “KILL THEM ALL” just to be safe??

  3. Gene March 13, 2017 at 10:52 am

    Stripey THE DOG!!! Oh my gosh. I laughed so hard.

  4. SafeSpace March 13, 2017 at 2:52 pm

    A true TAINT CLASSIC, this one! But the show’s theme song oughta be “Movin’ On Up”.. Remember Mooch always said being in the People’s House was like being in jail. Now dey all be in a big ol’ house in Kal-O-Rama-Lama-Ding-Dong.

  5. Scooter Van Neuter March 13, 2017 at 5:14 pm

    The way I always dreamed it could be. Count me in as a regular viewer (but keep that commercial count low).


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