The Foundation Of An Independent American Press Is Built Upon The Integrity And Honesty Of The Publishers


On the other hand, there’s New York.

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8 responses to “The Foundation Of An Independent American Press Is Built Upon The Integrity And Honesty Of The Publishers

  1. bluesjunky March 12, 2017 at 12:11 pm

    So Trump is investing in tech that will render progressives into glue? I want shares in that company! I’d settle for rendering them into gelatinous pools of fat, but the glue would have more uses…

    • Earl of Taint March 12, 2017 at 1:02 pm

      They’ve torn us apart, only fair they help put us back together.

      We need to be careful on the insider trading…but yeah, we’re talking ground floor. Name isn’t set…Progloo has been bandied about. Watch it.

    • Earl of Taint March 12, 2017 at 1:08 pm

      We could process them into soap, but we can’t see that anyone normal would buy such a thing. And Progs don’t wash, so no market for that. Industrial De-greasers and Lubricants are strong possibilities, since odors aren’t a problem there.

      • SafeSpace March 12, 2017 at 1:30 pm

        Maybe an alternative to WD-40? Nothing is more slippery than a progressive, especially when he/she is talking.

        • Earl of Taint March 12, 2017 at 7:41 pm

          Production of our super-slippery LibLube(TM) extracts will be a key driver in the expected surge in demand for our even super stickier glue brands. All we need is a refinery and a solid feed of Liberals. Then…Boomba.

  2. jw burns March 12, 2017 at 9:45 pm

    No mention though of the secret Pepe hand signals coming from the fascist rethugliKKKan Sessions eh comrade? We are closing in on the Alabama sleeper cells.

    • Earl of Taint March 13, 2017 at 9:05 pm

      You mean the Might of the Mississsipppile? Or maybe Georgai? Tennenesseee parhaps? We arer everywhere Mister “G-Man”. Watch your back from the front side, why don’t you! As if having the eyes back to there! Don’t you wish!! Hahahaha!!!

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