Monthly Archives: February 2017

The Media Wars

That’s right. The same Media that openly mocks President Trump (and via him, his supporters) have contracted the righteous vapors over his characterization of them as The Enemy Of The People. The craven, hypocritical, hyper-partisan Liberal News Bitches are appalled. So Freaking What?

The People. The Regular People. The Normal People stand with President Trump over any Media operative or pundit today. And I could not be prouder to be an American.



Bet They Listen To You Next Time, Boy!

Always remember The Maverick’s similar warnings during the lawless Obama years. If you can find them.

Silly Wacko Birds…

“I am afraid that we would lose so much of our individual liberties over time. That’s how dictators get started.

“When you look at history,” McCain said, “the first thing that dictators do is shut down the press.”



I Had A Great Idea For A Store But I See Somebody Beat Me To It


Media Still Forecasting Failure. Trump Still Wiping His Butt With The Media.

The Press is fucking pathetic. Mostly because they think we are. Worse for them, they think Trump is.

Happy Friday Night, All!


Loving Trump’s Press Conferences

This makes my day. Press Snots outraged that they don’t get called on, because they’re Press Snots. If I were Trump, I’d kick them out of the pool. Access for the press isn’t an individual right. But letting them in and leaving them out is even better.


New North Korean TV


Moby Is Back In The News

Sadly, he failed to make the cut at Westminster.


Also he says he can prove President Trump is owned by the Russians.

Focus On Native America

Back to the Indians, not done yet. Full confession, like millions of other Americans I have Indian blood, right here in my veins. You heard me. My maternal great grandfather was a noble Modoc alcoholic, from Oregon. Mom was one-fourth making me one-eighth. Or maybe less, nobody knows for certain if Great-Grandpa Chug-Ah-Lug was a full-bred brave himself.

Regardless. Racial purity is irrelevant, Obama codified this. I have standing. I can point and laugh all I want, these are my people. Therefore I have formed an NPO dedicated to those of us that dress up and play Indian whenever there’s a protest or other reason to get on TV. These efforts do so much to maintain the mystique and mystery of our shared ancient cultures and beliefs, they deserve a brighter spotlight and a more prominent place in our crowded collective psyche.

We Shall Endeavor To Persevere…

The first installment. We invite all inquiries on future featured events.


Next week: Modern day warriors re-enact historic raid on Smithwick Middle School PTO Pancake Supper. We’re told they took ‘heap many’ scalps…all for charity, of course.


One dozen ‘warriors’ from the Moobi tribe carpooled in from Red Stick reservation to recreate the 1766 ritualized slaughter of defenseless pioneers for a local PTO fundraiser. Seven attendees were treated at the scene for anxiety. One re-enacter was treated for a lacerated nipple.

And then there’s this…

Pot Hole, ND/MFNS   After studying the attendance at the North Dakota pipeline protests and festivals like Woodstock, Coachella and Burning Man, organizers and activists have teamed up with concert and outdoor event producers to develop the first ever protest-oriented theme park. The working name is HippieLand but discussions are ongoing.

Well they’ve talked about it anyway. Real talk, not just a buzz. It’s a seriously great idea. Yeah, yeah,  funding and revenue projections and stuff are all pending, man.



Presidential hopeful Senator Elizabeth Warren (aka “Little Big Liz”) has a new book out wherein she pretends she does something that would be insanely satisfying to leftists everywhere… but it’s all just a dream. Sales are sluggish.


Socialism Update

Another Magnificent Socialist Victory!   Venezuelans eating dogs and giant anteaters and shit.

click the cartoon to see it full size


Defend The Sacred Carbs

Once the fiercely independent Lords of the Plains, now obese and needy Wards of the State. Too depressing.