Media Inflamed. Normal People Highly Entertained.

Who the hell wants it extinguished?


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Chris Matthews was selected to represent the self-immolating and robustly flaming Media, on account of his seniority and polling that showed the overwhelming preference of viewers to watch him set himself on fire. Rachel Maddow polled impressive numbers also but still came in second to Chris because she’s a butch lesbian. Lawrence O’Donnell finished third, but is also a butch lesbian and Chris Hayes filled the four hole and is just an everyday fag.

8 responses to “Media Inflamed. Normal People Highly Entertained.

  1. geri670 January 28, 2017 at 5:04 pm


    Sent from my iPad


  2. Tucci78 January 28, 2017 at 9:46 pm

    Let ’em burn.

    I need the heat until the market gets clean coal back online and my household electricity bills come down.

  3. papabear1950 January 29, 2017 at 9:06 am

    Wonder what Chrissy feels “going up his leg” NOW?

  4. woodsterman January 29, 2017 at 10:48 am

    Is that Chris burning I smell?

  5. jw burns January 29, 2017 at 3:32 pm

    What’s not to love with the concept EoT. Trump has got these whiney doofuses so keyed up that spontaneous human combustion might start spiking big time, especially in California and New England. They say that the only way that you can effectively put one of those fires out is with baking soda applied with a baseball bat.

    • papabear1950 January 29, 2017 at 4:34 pm

      JDub, I have it on good authority, (my fecund imagination), that Earl has offered to “take them out” for a round of “Immo-lattes”, ’cause THAT’S the kind of guy he IS!

      • jw burns January 30, 2017 at 11:06 pm

        Well that’s just the kind of guy he is, and why we’d follow him into the breach like. I’d be happy to offer a few cans of gasoline to help him get the party started, so to speak.


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