Media Inflamed. Normal People Highly Entertained.
Who the hell wants it extinguished?
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Chris Matthews was selected to represent the self-immolating and robustly flaming Media, on account of his seniority and polling that showed the overwhelming preference of viewers to watch him set himself on fire. Rachel Maddow polled impressive numbers also but still came in second to Chris because she’s a butch lesbian. Lawrence O’Donnell finished third, but is also a butch lesbian and Chris Hayes filled the four hole and is just an everyday fag.