Vote For Your Favorite

The judges have narrowed the list of celebrity entries from literally hundreds of hopeful applicants down to these 6 finalists. Vote by number for your favorite (click pic for full size):

  1. Ashley Judd.
  2. Madonna.
  3. Cher.
  4. Michael Moore.
  5. Scarlett Johansson.
  6. Amy Schumer.


12 responses to “Vote For Your Favorite

  1. SafeSpace January 22, 2017 at 5:27 pm

    These photoshoppiers are gettin’ better ‘n’ better, Earl. You are a master!

  2. bluesjunky January 22, 2017 at 5:38 pm

    They’re all losers…

  3. Mac January 22, 2017 at 7:11 pm

    Life must have been much nicer during Shakespeare’s time. Actors were treated as the lowlife scumbag varmints they clearly are. People wouldn’t even rent rooms to them, they were kept away from decent people in restaurants, and they were basically only a half-notch up from a child molester. They were the dregs of society. Seriously.

    So, now, what the hell does it say about us as a society that a bunch of thoroughly uneducated and functionally illiterate losers who create nothing, but simply memorize things written by other people, are subsequently lionized and idolized the way this bunch of sorry-ass puking little stiffs are? Actors are a bunch of ignorant jagoff punks, and they’re mostly mentally ill.

    P.S.: Nice job, Earl. Really like Mike’s uterus drawing. Next time, though, if you can, please present Scarlett in such a way that we can see her tits, because, as she seems eager to prove, she’s really nothing more than a vagina with a lot of skin wrapped around it.

  4. jw burns January 22, 2017 at 10:51 pm

    Gotta be Amy Schumer. What a mega-talent. If she would have married Adam Sandler and they had a kid he would have had like Keanu Reeves star power, and would probably have been a giant.

    • Earl of Taint January 24, 2017 at 7:42 pm

      I think Scarlett is deserving of the nod. She wasn’t 100% dipshit in her speech, her poster uterus is pretty flowers and hummingbirds and she is still fully and totally hittable.

      Amy’s gumballs would probably be the runner-up. Get me 12 or 20 beers then hold me back.

  5. Jeff Smith January 23, 2017 at 5:55 am

    Whew! This is a toughie. All the candidates are bat guano crazy; all are dumber than a bag of hammers; and all suffer from the delusion that anyone cares what they say.

    I will have to vote for madonna as the SS/FBI hauls her up on charges of terrorism. She should’ve stopped with her promises to perform oral sex on male hitlery voters and her other one to leave the country.

  6. Kauf Buch January 23, 2017 at 4:06 pm

    How ’bout #7 and #8:
    Melania and Ivanka TRUMP!

    It WAS a “women’s” march, after all….


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