Madonna’s Vaginal Tattoo


We have it and we will let you see it. Put your finger on her, click and all will be revealed.

BUT WE MUST WARN YOU – THIS IS NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH. NO SQUEAMING ALLOWED. DO NOT LOOK IF YOU HAVE CARDIAC ISSUES OR A WEAK STOMACH OR WHATEVER CONDITION THAT COULD BE TRIGGERED BY THE SIGHT OF A NEARLY 60 YEAR-OLD, HARD RIDDEN, RIPPED OUT FIREPLACE OF A VAGINA BECAUSE THAT’S WHERE THE TATTOO IS OK?

OK GO AHEAD THEN.

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16 responses to “Madonna’s Vaginal Tattoo

  1. bluesjunky January 13, 2017 at 8:31 pm

    You’ve just insulted every fireplace known to man…

  2. Ryk January 13, 2017 at 10:18 pm

    Looks like stink bait for fishing for Channel Cats to me.

  3. El Carniciero January 13, 2017 at 11:23 pm

    It looks like a meat chair with a sinus problem.

  4. Mike a.k.a. Proof January 14, 2017 at 2:25 am

    Does it say, “Abandon all hope all ye who enter here”?

  5. Kauf Buch January 14, 2017 at 5:29 am

    What ‘choo got ‘gainst Budweiser?!?
    ;)

  6. Wahoo January 14, 2017 at 5:33 am

    I doubt that extra tangy odor is Trump’s Old Spice.

  7. Synicle January 14, 2017 at 10:17 am

    Fooled me, I thought it was her brain until I saw the tattoo. Any word on how the tattooist is doing? Or did he pass?

  8. Concerned American January 15, 2017 at 9:49 pm

    Oh, that’s just not right.

    Hilarious though.

    BTW, although I hesitate to ask, what is a “meat chair”?

    Sincerely,

    Waiting in Dread

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