Monthly Archives: January 2017

Thinning The Herd


Media Inflamed. Normal People Highly Entertained.

Who the hell wants it extinguished?


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Chris Matthews was selected to represent the self-immolating and robustly flaming Media, on account of his seniority and polling that showed the overwhelming preference of viewers to watch him set himself on fire. Rachel Maddow polled impressive numbers also but still came in second to Chris because she’s a butch lesbian. Lawrence O’Donnell finished third, but is also a butch lesbian and Chris Hayes filled the four hole and is just an everyday fag.

An Observation


OMG We’re Doomed

The big story in the “news” today. From the fake take at the WaPo:

The State Department’s entire senior administrative team just resigned

“It’s the single biggest simultaneous departure of institutional memory that anyone can remember, and that’s incredibly difficult to replicate,” said David Wade, who served as State Department chief of staff under Secretary of State John Kerry. “Department expertise in security, management, administrative and consular positions in particular are very difficult to replicate and particularly difficult to find in the private sector.”

Gee, what any guy who probably never worked in the private sector outside of college would say.

Breitbart has the honest news, of course. You want to read the whole article.

The American Foreign Service Association also shot down the narrative about mass resignations: While this appears to be a large turnover in a short period of time, a change of administration always brings personnel changes, and there is nothing unusual about rotations or retirements in the Foreign Service. Indeed, both are essential to the development of a steady stream of experienced leaders ready to assume critical roles at State.  “Given the talent available in our diplomatic corps, we expect that the new Secretary will have no trouble finding the right people at State to fill out his senior leadership team.”

Yep. Plenty more where those came from. They can fill those critical roles. With talent you just don’t find in the private sector. Yes sir, noooo problem.



He Should Hang This In His LieBarry

I mean Library.  And what are those people grabbing?  Air pussy?



Vote For Your Favorite

The judges have narrowed the list of celebrity entries from literally hundreds of hopeful applicants down to these 6 finalists. Vote by number for your favorite (click pic for full size):

  1. Ashley Judd.
  2. Madonna.
  3. Cher.
  4. Michael Moore.
  5. Scarlett Johansson.
  6. Amy Schumer.


First Day


The Dawn Of The V Party

And a blubbery Canadian whale shall lead them.


Queen of the V-Baggers?

The Grand Estrogen Festival

The Vaginal Gathering. Impressive turnout. Lots of pink pussy hats and stuff. Then they all went home to make dinner. Well done, ladies.


Best Day Ever

Every grieving leftist I’ve seen only serves to sweeten my feelings of joy today. I couldn’t possibly fit them all into the pic but I thank them one and all for sharing their pain and doubling my pleasure. I’m incredibly happy with the current state of our national leadership. Best Day In A Long Damn Time, at least.

Happy Days!