Public Service Announcement
You Hippies knew this was coming. But it’s OK, we won’t hurt you. We feel many of you are redeemable and we promise the deaths of the others will be peaceful and painless. So come on in voluntarily and we’ll reward you with free weed, for life.
Note that not all Hillary supporters are currently targeted. Some are still useful and the rest are all very entertaining. They’ll all hear from the IRS soon, otherwise we’ll leave them alone, for now.
Other targeted groups listed below are due to report soon. Watch for future announcements on the dates you need to report.
Thank you for your cooperation and Happy New Year!
-Local Citizens Committee, Make America Great Again/Undesirables.Cleansing 1A
Next Up….Jobs Plan.