I’m surprised he didn’t drown. It’s not likely he remembered to breathe.
I’m surprised he wasn’t embarrassed to let his “schlort” be observed by the ho-poll-oi! Personally, if I had to use a STEM to FIND my manhood, I wouldn’t advertise it.
I figure the agents are trained to withstand anything.
Just realized there are likely some in the readership who don’t immediately know what a STEM is. Scanning Transmission Electron Microscope… It magnifies to the atomic level, ergo…
EARL OF TAINT 
I’m surprised he didn’t drown. It’s not likely he remembered to breathe.
I’m surprised he wasn’t embarrassed to let his “schlort” be observed by the ho-poll-oi! Personally, if I had to use a STEM to FIND my manhood, I wouldn’t advertise it.
I figure the agents are trained to withstand anything.
Just realized there are likely some in the readership who don’t immediately know what a STEM is. Scanning Transmission Electron Microscope… It magnifies to the atomic level, ergo…