Kardashian Caper Cracked

That’s right, the perp got pinched. More to come as the story develops. Somewhere, not here, no.


**Authorities initially believed the fugitive was an immigrant from Africa but it turns out he’s just a dirty Frenchman.


2 responses to “Kardashian Caper Cracked

  1. bluesjunky October 5, 2016 at 10:28 pm

    Hands up, don’t poop…

  2. Papabear October 6, 2016 at 5:07 pm

    I thought that “Crack-a-toa” was east of Java! In any event, SOMEBODY is going to be smelling of “ass-smatter” [sic]. Wonder what Caitlyn Jennitals thinks of has old family.

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