Have fun, bud…
Junky – Muchly enjoyed your Tab Benoit & Stevo Costello over at Jan’s, Mr. Director! Unfortunately, when you’re *banned*, Blogger deletes your thumb-ups, so maybe someone who has not yet been banned will TU for me. Congrats on the promotion!
I think you just did…thanks!
another bell ringer will add to my original post, vwny you come up with something showing Clinton being carried perhaps like a surf board havter fainting today at the 9-11 memorial? quicl dial 911 at the 9 11 Here’s the background for you and your readers with my snark included Enjoy.
Okay, “I don’t care who ya are, that’s funny right there” (Larry the Cable Guy, Lord, I Apologize (2001)).
Quite a week for the forces of darkness. Gary Johnson thinks Aleppo was the fifth Marx Brother. Abuela ranks on sub-$5 mil honkies as white trash then says she had her talons crossed. Today that zany traitor flat wipes out in her overcoat in the 78 degree “mini heat wave” in NYC. No wonder that scientists are working so hard on perfecting a head transplant. https://i.imgflip.com/109dq2.jpg
jw, you are going to get Willie Clinton SOOOOOO excited with your “head transplant” comment. He will be looking for a “surrogate” Monica floating through the air like an apparition and “pleasuring” demimondes as “Casper the whore”.
Speaking of the “Marx Brothers”, some younger readers might not be up to speed on the family. According to age, they were Chico, Harpo, Groucho, Gummo and Zeppo. Contrary to liberal’s hopes, Karl was NOT among the family members.
Sixth, Gummo, of course, Gummo. Not remembering Gummo is this first credible sign of dementia. I hate myself. Thank you señor oso. Willie the Shake missed the whole bad scene. He was busy working the bars near the Park with a pocket full of xyrem but I’m sure that he now has the Foundation looking for “donors”. Lots of noise out there as to what is making Grandma “shovel ready”. Lots of Parkinson’s backers but I have to go with pulmonary edema secondary to cardiomyopathy, with a possible side order of Hashimoto’s Encephalopathy. Whatever it is, looks like our Abuela is going toward the light.
I would surmise that Willie HAS Xyrem because he boosted shrillary’s stash of “dogaplexy”(’cause she’s such a bitch) and “narcoleprosy” [sic] drugs from her “medicine cabinet”. The organ donors who replied to queries by the Foundation offered “Hammond” and “Korg” organs, and Willie offered his OWN organ until he heard that shrillary would be the recipient. Looked up the symptoms you alluded to and I lean toward cardoimyopathy. From what I’ve read, “Early on there may be few or no symptoms. Others may have shortness of breath, feel tired, or have swelling of the ass due to heart failure. An irregular heart beat may occur in patients actually POSSESSING a heart, as well as fainting. Those affected are at an increased risk sudden cardiac death, (or suicide if they’ve pissed off certain people)”. The “light” at the end of abuela’s tunnel is a TRAIN! (cu cu ca choo choo)
Well Grandma’s campaign released her medical status and it looks like this whole thing has just been a tempest in a teapot. She’s fine, great even. All she’s going to need is a speedball with an adderall chaser twice a day, a Rascal Scooter, and a turbo catheter which Huma will have to suck start like she was siphoning gas. Sure she’s hypothyroid and is on the 500 Nitro Express version of hormone replacement, and takes warfarin for those pesky clots, but she can still dunk from a standing position and knock out a wild boar with a head butt. Why warfarin you ask when there are much better blood thinners that don’t need monitoring? Why because its cheaper of course. Grandma has never forgotten her humble roots and would rather have a cheap drug administered by an expensive doctor than take a pill. Trump on the other hand, regrettably, won’t be with us much longer. Overweight, sluggish, all the signs of a bad case of Hinckleyitis coming on, soon.
jw, got you on a slight technicality… shrillary is taking “Worferin”, which explains her transmogrification from “whiney, bitchy, screechy, demanding, did I say bitchy, post-menopausal pain-in-the-ass” to “Klingon”! Bill was trying to get her to go on “Whoreferin”, but she refused to take anything suggested by a man who is President of the Bill Cosby Fan Club and carries pockets full of date-rape drugs. It’s understandable that she would opt for the less expensive script since she is so destitute, making a paltry $225,000 for a 20 minute screech.
You’re a cunning linguist, you are.
You all assume It is mortal. This will be your doom.
Glad to see that Grandma had the courage and political savvy to call out those white trash first responders days before the anniversary of 9/11. We have much to learn from her. But that cough has me worried. Has she been drinking out of the toilet? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UghPnepp3o
Yeah jw, those blue lips have me worried too!
Couple days ago I though of renaming my dog “Son of a Whore” but I thought it might confuse too many people at the park in Sedona.
Although I am a card carrying member of the ‘basket of deplorables’,
I want to know how I apply to be part of the ‘Coal People.’ That sounds excellent.
Like after 9/11 when we were for a while all New Yorkers, we are now to some degree at least, all ‘Coal People’.
Much Love to Curmudgeon at Political Clown Parade. I Am Honored, Madam.
A Fellow Texan Who Loves German Shepherds, Like Me
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