Official Labor Day Kickoff Report – Hillary Is Out…

MFNS Sports:  The Game is underway. Nobody gives a shit about any of that background crap. Here’s where we are, late in the 3rd period:

With the help of numerous questionable calls from the Officials, Hillary was able to break one free into the open field. Thinking she was set to go the distance, she began her high step – Deion Sanders style – and never saw the Email Safety coming in like a hock-seeking rocket from her blind side. (photo below)

They took her to the locker room following her fumble. And also her apparent concussion with possible blood clotting and risk of massive stroke, too. She’s had a few scans (all negative) along with several adult beverages and is resting comfortably under constant Abedin care. She is expected to return in the crucial 4th quarter of the contest but she will only play as much as is needed to drag her battered and drunken carcass over the goal line.

And at the end of the 3rd quarter we’re still all tied up, 50 to 50.

dance it in
League officials confirm, the Email Safety plays for the Wikileaks Trots and entered the game uninvited. Team Trump will not be penalized on the play.


      1. That was William Perry’s little brother Michael, who played on my Broncos for a short while. They called him “The Freezer” in Denver.

  1. Considering a gagfest today, this bitch will be wired into a frame while the RAT media explains how she can be still elected as a corpse

  2. Wait just a minute… I’d might be a bit “math OCD”, (damn straight I WOULD be if the letters were in alphabetical order), but could SOMEBODY please inform MNFS Sports that shrillary’s “3rd period” took place some time in 1836?

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