In Unretouched Ad, “Girls” Stars Lena Dunham And Jemima Kirke Show What Women Look Like In Their Undies

Actresses Lena Dunham and Jemima Kirke from HBO’s Girls are showing a different, more realistic side of women in a new lingerie campaign for Lonely, a New Zealand-based lingerie brand.

The campaign features unedited portraits of Dunham, the creator and star of Girls, and her co-star posing in their underwear in a Brooklyn apartment. Unlike traditional lingerie ads, the photos weren’t retouched and portray Dunham and Kirke as they naturally are.

Right because nobody ever actually sees real women, of all shapes, wearing real underwear in real life. Stupid hippies.



16 responses to “In Unretouched Ad, “Girls” Stars Lena Dunham And Jemima Kirke Show What Women Look Like In Their Undies

  1. bluesjunky August 28, 2016 at 1:12 pm

    When this slob was speaking at the DNC, she was wearing a shoulder-less dress, and had a huge pimple (more like a boil), on her left shoulder. Is that what “real” women are supposed to do, Lena? Show boils and all? She’s got the class of a fucking wharf rat…

  2. Miles long August 28, 2016 at 2:08 pm

    What’s seen can never be unseen. Damn you Earl.

  3. JCscuba August 28, 2016 at 2:08 pm

    You are not evil, but where’s Hillary?

  4. Stogie August 28, 2016 at 2:09 pm

    Getting the dry heaves after looking at that!

  5. Obama's boyfriend August 28, 2016 at 2:09 pm

    My eyes, my eyes!

  6. proofpositiveblog August 28, 2016 at 5:01 pm

    “Lonely” I’ll bet they get that a lot!

  7. bluebird of bitterness August 28, 2016 at 10:14 pm

    No kidding — it’s really called Lonely?

  8. papabear1950 August 28, 2016 at 10:23 pm

    I remember the days when women had measurements like 36-24-36, but THESE two cows are more like 40floppy-equator-fatassgut. When caitlyn Jennitals looks more lady-like, it’s time to buy a mirror and use it!

  9. GruntOfMonteCristo August 30, 2016 at 9:09 am

    Not clicking on that link. Nuh-uh. I’ve had enough ‘lessons’ from stupid hippies, thanks.

    • Papabear August 31, 2016 at 10:00 am

      Grunt, wise choice, my friend… what they wear would better be termed “LARGErie”. I wonder how they implant the velcro to keep their canvas (material for most circus tents) skivvies UP. When I saw them I pondered if they were an incarnation of the Pillsbury Dough Slut or the Michelin Man’s twin sister. In any event, an area of flour would be necessary to accommodate “intimate” moments with either, oh, PLUS an industrial strength blindfold!

    • Earl of Taint September 1, 2016 at 8:05 pm

      You have grown in wisdom, congratulations. You advance to Level 2.

  10. JCscuba August 30, 2016 at 2:55 pm

    Come on Earl, those are not women in their underwear, they are blow up dolls.

  11. poppajoe49 September 4, 2016 at 6:37 pm

    Well, “Lonely” is certainly an appropriate name for anyone that looks like that.
    Maybe they’re the bastard children of Rosie O’Donnell and the Sta-Puft marshmallow man from Ghostbusters.

  12. Major Styles September 10, 2016 at 2:04 pm

    Something told me that with all her middle fingering to American tradition, that she must be Jewish.So I searched online…

    Confirmed (sigh).


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