Her Next Press Conference

She’s weak and frail.  And an utterly corrupt, unscrupulous, old soggy boob-sack of diseased, barnacle-encrusted whale vagina also too as well. She is like the dog snatch.

She cannot be President.  That’s that.

next press conference

12 responses to “Her Next Press Conference

  1. JCscuba August 18, 2016 at 8:29 pm

    Well it’s no longer a fact that you are a rock Star Earl who do you want to be?

    Eric Clapton? This was great, posting it. thanks for sending, J.C.

  2. KenH August 18, 2016 at 8:45 pm

    And yet, a great many of her minions would die screaming to drag her corpse in there. And kill you in an eyeblink for suggesting otherwise. This is so bad you’ll need to make up new words after it’s all over

  3. jw burns August 18, 2016 at 9:33 pm

    Somehow EoT you have captured this poignant, and I dare say a little melancholic, moment, but that is part of the magic of your art, me no?
    Grandma, we hardly knew ye.


  4. Pistol Pete August 19, 2016 at 4:31 am

    Earl,you need to come out of your shell and let us know how you REALLY feel.

  5. JCscuba August 19, 2016 at 7:00 pm

    Perhaps you should offer your image Earl to have engraved on her double wide burial plot???

  6. jw burns August 20, 2016 at 12:26 pm

    They, the Borg, the collective, aren’t worried about having a fully functional Grandma. They just need occasional hydraulic competence for an hour or 2. Its not like she’ll be making any decisions, that’s been established by Emperor Short Pants, the beta model of Manchu Candidate 1. Their devoted pick up “free shit” and “racism” on the Flipper frequency. Everything else is noise. Not a lot of effort required. No heavy lifting required to steer the stupid.

  7. poppajoe49 August 23, 2016 at 8:05 am

    When will she finally get picked up and taken to the mental hospital?


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