Monthly Archives: August 2016

I Made This Small, Because I’m Thoughtful


New Movie Out -B&M’s First Date

I’m shocked they’ve told the real story. It’s rather explosive, considering it all started in that Bath House…



In Unretouched Ad, “Girls” Stars Lena Dunham And Jemima Kirke Show What Women Look Like In Their Undies

Actresses Lena Dunham and Jemima Kirke from HBO’s Girls are showing a different, more realistic side of women in a new lingerie campaign for Lonely, a New Zealand-based lingerie brand.

The campaign features unedited portraits of Dunham, the creator and star of Girls, and her co-star posing in their underwear in a Brooklyn apartment. Unlike traditional lingerie ads, the photos weren’t retouched and portray Dunham and Kirke as they naturally are.

Right because nobody ever actually sees real women, of all shapes, wearing real underwear in real life. Stupid hippies.


Little Toot, Losing Steam


Why Would Anyone Take A Rotten Crook’s Word On Anything, Ever?


New Show Coming

Part of our Kids programming but we think the older folks will like it too, as it’s kind of a throwback to the old Disney comedies like The Love Bug and That Darned Cat and the classic adventure themes like Davy Crockett and Pecos Bill. It will be shown as a multi-part series and our main character, funny enough, is a reptile. In the episode pictured below, he encounters an alligator while golfing in Louisiana. It’s Fall Down Funny!

It’s wonderful how the local folks set it all up, granting him the entire course at their exclusive private country club – on its opening day! Amazingly warm, caring, generous people, the Loozianyans.

bayou barry

How Things Work #244

Campaign Finance

clinton money train

White House Denies Rumors Of Zika Outbreak on Martha’s Vineyard

The White House moved quickly to squelch growing rumors of a possible Zika virus outbreak on Martha’s Vineyard Sunday evening. The rumors were sparked by the shocking appearance of the President and First Lady when they returned from their annual summer vacation on the island, with Mrs Obama’s head appearing to be over two times its normal size and the President’s head looked quite tiny and shrunken. This picture from the press pool seems to indicate that something is very wrong.

mystery illness

The First Couple took no questions from the press but an administration spokesperson announced that the First Lady is indeed suffering from some type of shellfish allergy causing swelling and elongation of her skull. However she is expected to recover fully. The President, the press was informed, had recently received a fresh haircut and his head only seemed to be smaller. The possibility the Obamas were exposed to the Zika virus was said to be of no concern whatsoever.

OK Fair’s Fair. Naked Statues Of Trump Are Funny Fun Fun? Now You’re Playing In My Game, Bischez.

And there’s a warning clearly posted here. You are not compelled to click, so don’t come crying to me because your retinas have melted or your genitals have inverted completely up into your abdomen or what not. We serve the news straight here.

Bonus extra no-charge heads-up for the ultra-sensitive reader: Yes, you will see her wiener. Adults only. Proceed at your own risk.

Nice knowing you.

hillary nude statue redacted

Trump Leads In Louisiana Invitational – Obama Falls Short – Clinton Exhausted

enough said

Her Next Press Conference

She’s weak and frail.  And an utterly corrupt, unscrupulous, old soggy boob-sack of diseased, barnacle-encrusted whale vagina also too as well. She is like the dog snatch.

She cannot be President.  That’s that.

next press conference

Who Will Give Us More Free Shit?