Visual Metaphor


Great answers everyone!

Alert reader Preston Brooks has submitted the actual answer in “Candy Ass Kaine”.

(The judges would also have accepted “Candy Big Giant Ass Kaine”,  “Candy Lame Ass Kaine”, “Candy Infected Dog Anus Kaine” “Sugar Slut Kaine” and “Mint-y Fuckstick Up Your Ass Buttboy Kaine” as winning entries.Like it matters.)

Congrats to Mr/Ms Brooks and thanks to everyone for playing.


OK so Ho-Bag chooses a hamster-faced hippie to be her Co-Bag and the first order of business is to think up an angle to commemorate (“meme”) it.

So here’s one take. It is intended to visually represent a well-known phrase you’ve all heard probably thousands of times in your lives, without using the actual words. Give us your translations in the comments and we’ll see if it’s been effectively illustrated.

Hint: The phrase ends with “Kaine”.

kaine metaphor

12 responses to “Visual Metaphor

  1. bluesjunky July 23, 2016 at 8:15 pm

    “Shove it up yer ass, Kaine.” ?

  2. Michael Loots July 23, 2016 at 9:06 pm

    I’d say with that red nose it would be “Nose Candy Kaine”.

  3. Preston Brooks July 23, 2016 at 9:21 pm

    haha “candy-ass” woooooooooooooooooo

  4. Papabear July 23, 2016 at 9:44 pm

    I dunno… an old Scorpions song… “Schlock You In A Hurry, Kaine”

  5. Kenny Solomon July 24, 2016 at 3:00 am

    All I can think of is a Monty Python character: ‘Snivelling Rat-Faced Git’.

  6. Shlomo Davidowitz July 24, 2016 at 6:10 am

    He’s not ABLE, he is KAINE

  7. Lisa the Infidel July 24, 2016 at 9:43 am

    OMG I laughed so much the tears ran down my legs!

  8. chulai1968 July 24, 2016 at 11:54 am

    The Social Cripple leaning on her Kaine…..

  9. BigMamaTEA July 24, 2016 at 12:17 pm

    raising Kaine

  10. Dewey July 24, 2016 at 5:22 pm

    No pain, no Kaine

  11. Dewey July 24, 2016 at 5:38 pm

    Hope and kaine


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