Here’s Another Sand-Packed Celebrity Vagina Of Summer

Celebrated pretender (“actor”) and globetrotting enviro-scoldier Leonardo DeCappicola (“The Italian Ham”) is holding his annual gathering of a select 500 of the rich and the famous and the hot young models in Southern France to wine, dine and thong-bathe for the paparazzi while celebrating their collective defense of the planet, Leo-style.

What an amazing human being


8 responses to “Here’s Another Sand-Packed Celebrity Vagina Of Summer

  1. bluesjunky July 17, 2016 at 12:20 pm

    Are those chem trails, or the jet exhaust from all his jet set buddies flying all over the planet defending it?

  2. GruntOfMonteCristo July 17, 2016 at 3:01 pm

    The jet trails and the bear were nice touches. But is it asking too much to cover up those plump nipples on Leo? Geebus!

  3. poppajoe49 July 18, 2016 at 7:19 am

    You call him The Italian Ham, but he looks more like a side of beef to me.
    The best use for him would to put him on a BBQ Spit and roast his ass for cannibals.

  4. Mac July 18, 2016 at 10:05 am

    What a little wussy braying shithead cultist this guy is. The best thing he ever did in his sorry-ass life was when his frozen carcass sank to the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean in “Titanic”.


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