Oh It’s The Shoes…


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14 responses to “Oh It’s The Shoes…

  1. jw burns July 9, 2016 at 5:20 pm

    I actually tried that. I put on a pair of size 15 Air Jordans and in 10 minutes I hated whitey like a muthafugga. Another suspect has been identified in the Dallas attack, DeMeayhkel DeLaJohnson. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/43/a3/c9/43a3c9b71cb32ed8fee8f7b79a58eaa1.jpg

    • papabear1950 July 9, 2016 at 7:08 pm

      Hey Jdub… Holy CRAP! A personal pan pizza with Necco Wafers!

      • jw burns July 10, 2016 at 9:56 am

        He gave up a promising career as a do-the-robot performance artist and aggressive panhandler to join the movement.

    • Earl of Taint July 9, 2016 at 7:30 pm

      I won’t even try them on. I’m too afraid I’d like them. I’m the same way about heroin.

      • jw burns July 10, 2016 at 9:57 am

        Word. I was given dilaudid once. I consider myself as being hypodilaudid ever since.

        • poppajoe49 July 12, 2016 at 2:21 am

          I had cervical disc surgery in Feb. The dumbass nurse in the surgeon’s office never gave him the message that I am not able to use Vicodin or Percocet, they don’t work on me, so I went for 24 hours after surgery with no pain meds! The doc gave me Dilaudid to make it up to me, but it was such a low dose (2mg and I weigh 250 lbs) that it barely took the edge off the pain. Thank God I had Tramadol to boost the Dilaudid!

          • jw burns July 12, 2016 at 12:01 pm

            Not being able to use Percocet, life can be cruel. I have a paradoxical response to morphine, it wires me up and not in a good way. My hall of fame cocktail is a combo of versed and fentanyl for a colonoscopy. They could have checked all the way up to my sinuses and I wouldn’t have given a shit. The 3 hours after the twilight sleep were possibly the best of my life. I guess that that makes me officially shallow.

            • Earl of Taint July 12, 2016 at 8:50 pm

              I was once in ICU for chest pain and got a shot of morphine. It suits me fine. I watched the Philadelphia Eagles destroy the Dallas Cowboys and I did not care. At all. I laughed. “It’s just a game”. I said that. My wife will never forget it. She brings it up every Thanksgiving. Yeah, no problem with the morphine here.
              Yours sounds tasty too.

              • poppajoe49 July 13, 2016 at 6:31 am

                Uh Oh Earl, we might have a point of contention here.
                When I was living in San Antonio when the Mets won the World Series and the Giants won the Super Bowl in 1986. Being a Mets and Giants fan, I was naturally the most hated man in Texas.
                I had a shirt made that said “My two favorite teams are the Giants and whoever is playing against the Cowboys”.
                Please don’t hate me for that.

                • Earl of Taint July 13, 2016 at 8:02 pm

                  I don’t automatically hold murderous hatred for fans of other teams. The upper deck Philly fans are somewhat of an exception but I cut them slack because they’re all drunks and have to live in Philly. Other fans want their teams to win too. I don’t get mad at them for it. Peace Love Dove Bruh

          • Earl of Taint July 12, 2016 at 8:57 pm

            I’m all-in on Dilaudid and its boosters.

    • poppajoe49 July 10, 2016 at 6:23 pm

      Is that a Tannerite target in his mouth?

  2. GruntOfMonteCristo July 9, 2016 at 9:11 pm

    Them’s cruel shoes. Heroin’s more forgiving, I bet.

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