1. As a distraction, Ash Cater will announce tomorrow morning that hunchbacks will be allowed to enlist. The media will agree that its time, and that there are already several thousand in the armed forces.

    1. Yes, Jdub, and THEN it will be part of basic training to teach the troops to call themselves “Eye-gore” and say to their sergeant “You get the blonde… I’ll get the one in the toiban!”

      1. Right! And a goiter will fast track an enlisted man to officer’s training!

  2. OK, since we can’t get her to jail, how about we drop her fat ass into a bear trap.

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