EARL OF TAINT

It Was Kind Of A Back-Handed Exoneration, Wasn’t It?

7 Comments Posted by Earl of Taint on July 5, 2016

Perhaps a clever maneuver on the part of Dir Comey? What’s that you say? Needs more cowbell? Well, kindly allow me to amplify it for you.

jw burns July 5, 2016 at 9:31 pm
As a distraction, Ash Cater will announce tomorrow morning that hunchbacks will be allowed to enlist. The media will agree that its time, and that there are already several thousand in the armed forces.

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- papabear1950 July 6, 2016 at 8:07 am
  Yes, Jdub, and THEN it will be part of basic training to teach the troops to call themselves “Eye-gore” and say to their sergeant “You get the blonde… I’ll get the one in the toiban!”
  
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  - jw burns July 6, 2016 at 9:15 am
    Right! And a goiter will fast track an enlisted man to officer’s training!
    
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    - papabear1950 July 6, 2016 at 10:52 pm
      Only if it includes the implantation of an “Abby Normal” brain!
      
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- Earl of Taint July 6, 2016 at 8:05 pm
  Yes. As Minesweepers. And a Scoliosis Brigade for Anti-Aircraft.
  
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bluesjunky July 5, 2016 at 10:40 pm
I thought the same thing.

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poppajoe49 July 10, 2016 at 5:54 pm
OK, since we can’t get her to jail, how about we drop her fat ass into a bear trap.

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