Nobody Plays Them Better
Honors I’ve Received From Nice People:
Much Love to Curmudgeon at Political Clown Parade. I Am Honored, Madam.
Thank You Cousin!
A Fellow Texan Who Loves German Shepherds, Like Me
A Tremendous Honor from the Mothership
My Media Credentials
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Awesome, thanks Junki. I’ve asked that BlackHole Sun – the Soundgarten version – be played at my funeral. Assuming they give me one.
I like yer style…and yer welcome!
I’m holding out for Simple Minds “Don’t You Forget About Me”, from the Breakfast Club. Even though I’m too old to be considered an 80’s baby, I still love the song.
What made sense was not the way you spelled it. I thought “when two black HO’S approach”, then I saw dual honkys nearing one another, so I was momentarily confused. You DO realize, I’m sure, that mass has gravity, so shrillary’s enormous ass actually generates gravity. If Fauxcahontas works on “broadening her whore-izon” (see what I did there) then I can imagine the two being inseparable, like, FOREVER! If Bill gets between them in an effort to “tap” “Sackashitwea Lieawatha”, he could find himself more “two-dimensional” then what’s obvious.
Although physicists may disagree with me, when 2 black holes collide, the universe comes to an end.
Hey, Earl… use your influence with shrillary’s campaign to suggest a jingle for when the harridan offers free stuff after she’s elected, “nothin’ says lovin’ like something from the coven”!
Might as well just get permission from Elton John to use “The Bitch is Back”.
No way. We’re not helping her. Might use it here though…
Listen to her screech fo a few seconds, check out those crazy doll eyes, and its clear that she’s a certifiable manic depressive. Now we’ll have Sackashitwhea playing second vulva so no bonus if Clot cashes in her chips.
Jdub, I’ve recently had abdominal surgery, so THANK you very much for the “dry heavage” you inflicted on me by the mental image that Debbie Was-a-man Schlitz and shrillary HAVE a vulv… vul… “mommy parts”. There goes 59 years of enjoying the feminine gender. CRAP!
Thanks in return Mr Bear. Now that it looks like a running mate has been chosen, the “I’m with Stupid” t-shirts can be printed up. Not only do I thank you, I’m sure that the entire Stainmaker family does. What says appreciation more than a cough-induced loaded diaper. https://i.sli.mg/t2vqzQ.jpg
Yeah… if shrillary were a “Power Ranger” her super-power would NOT be sphincter control! It’s why she never walks in front of lamont… if he envisioned her possessing a “poop chute”, he wouldn’t be able to concentrate on anything else. (I guess contemplating a Wookiees “terminal orifice” is not a pleasant experience… even for a screaming homosexual.)
OK, there’s proof that she stockpiled those potato chips with the fake fat, that caused anal leakage.
That just might be the smartest thing that has come out of her ever!