See Barry’s Just Pissed He Can’t Go To The Club

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15 responses to “See Barry’s Just Pissed He Can’t Go To The Club

  1. jw burns June 15, 2016 at 8:11 pm

    Thanks EoT, needed that. Osama bin Bammy looks like he’s wondering which one has the biggest assault rifle.

  2. HK Bill June 16, 2016 at 12:41 am

    Barry’s thought bubble: “Gawd, I hope they play ‘just the tip'” (Queue Johnny Carson music)

  3. papabear1950 June 16, 2016 at 9:01 am

    It is not a stretch to realize that lamont’s favorite group is the “Village Poople”, his nickname in Chicago was “Ben Dover”, his favorite song is “Blow The Man Down”, his favorite drink is milk with ASSidophelus (no wonder he married a Wookiee with an equatorial-sized caboose), in his younger years he wanted a “Rump Ryder BB Gun”, his favorite music genre is “Scat”, favorite movie is “Rear Window”, wanted to join “band” in school because he thought he could play “phallic cymbals” and the “skin flute”, has a special affinity for the creation of “3 dollar bills”, when he showed he wasn’t an inventor they called him “Johnny Come Fellately”, loves the TV show “Queer As Folk”, his favorite part of a whale is the “blow hole”, when he suffered from acid-reflux he requested “Scro-Tums”, his favorite food is “sausage”, was voted as “most likely to have a son who looked like a stool sample”, wanted to join the Navy so he could be surrounded by “Semen”… well, YOU get the picture.

    • GruntOfMonteCristo June 16, 2016 at 3:06 pm

      Not sure exactly what you’re implying here, Bear. You just copied his actual bio word-for-word. Don’t you at least want to mention that ‘Scro-Tums’ backwards is ‘Smut-Orcs’?

      • papabear1950 June 17, 2016 at 9:06 am

        Yeah, Grunt, I’ve always had a difficult time expressing myself clearly, and sorry for my plagiarism… just don’t have it in me to be creative enough to pen accurate data “in house”. Considering anything in “reverse”, I think you’ve discovered what Tolkien goblins hide from others and what “Bathhouse Barry” likes to do when he’s bowing in front of men.

  4. puyalluppete June 16, 2016 at 4:05 pm

    Just one condom could have prevented Barry instead the best part of him ran down mama’s leg.

    • papabear1950 June 17, 2016 at 9:14 am

      I too find it amazing that THIS sperm is the one that succeeded. Can’t imagine what drooling moron would have resulted if THIS one was in the seminal “choom bus” for a bit longer while lamont insane obama senior was screwing that 17 year old honky slu… whor… GIRL!


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