I Interviewed Hillary And She Tried To Have Me Killed


You wouldn’t believe the hoops I jumped through and lies I told to get a shot at a one on one interview with Hillary herself. I ask my very first question, she screws up and calls out a rich Arab mega donor. Well I have my video uploading straight to the company server farm and the next thing I know I’m knocked unconscious. But I was able to record her revelatory answer for posterity and it is excerpted in the professional 60 Minutes style presentation below.

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5 responses to “I Interviewed Hillary And She Tried To Have Me Killed

  1. GruntOfMonteCristo June 11, 2016 at 11:32 pm

    Clearly you started the interview without wearing a pair of OSHA-approved welding goggles. Of course you blacked out. I’m surprised you made it past the first full frontal glare of the Medusa. You’re lucky you only lost a few non-vital organs.

  2. poppajoe49 June 12, 2016 at 2:44 am

    BTW Earl, I clicked the link to the MFNS Server Farm, and it made me think that you could make a nice bit of change by selling these mugs on the side:
    https://www.amazon.com/Funny-Mug-fingers-Inspirational-sarcasm/dp/B011YVNEOW?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0
    Just trying to help.

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