The award-winning biography for young readers you want to damage don’t really like all that much. Comes with its own bedside bucket (go easy on those snacks, Mom!) Hillary-shaped sponge and drop cloth. Just grab the disinfectant and it’s Story Time!

OMG ROTFLMAO!
“Some girls are born to lie, cheat, and steal.”
And some girls are born to teach the world how to lie, cheat, steal, and murder!