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A photo of the Bill and Hillary Clinton wedding night scandal has emerged and it may knock them out of the 2016 presidential race for good. Showing the moment priests arrived to find Hillary mysteriously pinned to the future President and suspended over a foot above the mattress!
The record notes the priests were appalled and worked quickly to exorcise the demon out of Hillary, but Bill stayed put. Hillary long ago confessed she loves cherry cheesecake much more than sex with men – and this photo confirms the object of her desire, quite clearly.