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10 responses to “Jiggy, Soggy, Wiggly, Jello-y Oldness”

1. bluesjunky March 29, 2016 at 7:52 pm

   Can one of the options be murder/suicide?
   • Earl of Taint March 29, 2016 at 8:00 pm

     Sure! But who’s doing the killin’?
     • poppajoe49 March 29, 2016 at 8:01 pm

       Hitlery has more experience.
       • Earl of Taint March 29, 2016 at 8:04 pm

         Yes but zero remorse. She’d never off herself. Bernie on the other hand could explode in a fit of murderous rage, then shoot himself so he didn’t have to deal with it.
         • bluesjunky March 29, 2016 at 8:30 pm

           Works for me.
2. poppajoe49 March 29, 2016 at 8:00 pm

   They look more like they’re going to break a hip, and flop.
   • Earl of Taint March 29, 2016 at 8:01 pm

     Yes on the street it’s called “Bust A Socket”
3. Papabear March 30, 2016 at 8:33 am

   Bernme is 6 years OLDER than Ronald Reagan was when HE ran for President, and HE was said to be too old to be considered for the position.
   • poppajoe49 March 30, 2016 at 7:26 pm

     True, but Bernout is a leftist, so age doesn’t mean a thing.
4. Kenny S - ISU & TASG April 1, 2016 at 6:35 pm

   I said a hip hop,
   The hippie to the hippie,
   The hip hip hop and you don’t stop, a-lyin’
   To the Democrat boogie, say up jump the statists,
   To the rhythm of the patriots they beat (on).

   Now, what you hear is not a test I’m rappin’ to the truth’n,
   And me, the groove and my friends are gonna move you to be Constitut’n.
   Ya see, I am The Rights Man and I’d like to say hello (hello !),
   To the black, to the white, the red and the brown,
   The purple and yellow…… But first, I gotta………

   Bang bang, the 1st to the 2nd,
   Say up jump the 2nd to the bang bang boogie,
   Let’s rock you don’t stop,
   Rock the AR that’ll make your body rock.

   :-)