2016 Official Voters Guide


I’m testing my influence with the voters. I’ll be watching the polls closely to monitor any movement attributable to this effort. If I can show that my Guide has impacted candidates’ standings I can command big bucks from someone who might be in the market for dishonest, sleazy smears like this, for the general election. Someone with money to burn…

voters guide

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6 responses to “2016 Official Voters Guide

  1. Diogenes March 9, 2016 at 11:55 pm

    Earl, I certainly hope you are successful in this new venture. Maybe then you can reimburse your MFNS expense account for all those trips to Tahiti to investigate that super secret exclusive block-buster story you have never turned in……. ;)

    • Earl of Taint March 10, 2016 at 8:11 pm

      Boss, like I told you – I was following hot leads and they kept getting away. I had to sleep in the bar all day as it was the only place with AC. And then I worked all night interviewing my sources at the brothel. It’s certainly not my fault they worked there and I only got a 50% discount. I tried very hard to get insurance to cover those damages but at least they didn’t charge you for the whole car. Then finally the incident in Customs where they confiscated my computer with all my notes, video and photos. And yes, one of the girls in a photo or two turned out to be 14. Believe me there is no way of knowing this girl is a minor. I’d show you a pic but it’s illegal as hell. She was stacked, I’m not lyin’.
      And actually the whole thing should probably be paid by Worker’s Comp since I got that infection on my privates.

      Anyway I thought I was off the hook. What’s the tally?

  2. jw burns March 10, 2016 at 9:26 am

    Kanye West to team with Ted Cruz in hip-hop version of Elmer Gantry.

  3. geri weiss March 10, 2016 at 10:12 am

    Oh, and, you forgot to add this:  DO NOT VOTE FOR TED CRUZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!  TRUMP 2016 ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!!

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