To What Location Should We Exile Hillary? UPDATE:

Alert commenter Mark has called it correctly. We will deport her to the island of Lesbos. Home of Sappho, the inventor of Lebesianism. She also was the inspiration for the Greek word sapphocate, which was later adopted into English as suffocate.

The island is currently overrun with muslim refugees from Syria and though attractive Western women have been sexually assaulted and attacked by roving bands of youths, the former Senator, Secretary and First Lady is believed to be in no danger whatsoever.

The muslims are horny but they’re not that horny.





Who deserves her most? Give me your thoughts folks. We’ll work something up, perhaps.

To Where shall she be banished, forever?


35 responses to “To What Location Should We Exile Hillary? UPDATE:

  1. puyalluppete February 3, 2016 at 10:09 pm

    Libya or Guantanamo

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  2. BigMamaTEA February 3, 2016 at 10:19 pm

    Orgy Island

  3. GruntOfMonteCristo February 3, 2016 at 10:52 pm

    That’s easy. Dinosaur Island. With all the other dinosaurs. And I wouldn’t worry about Hills preying on all the hot Amazon women. When the T-Rex gets a view of those plump candles, she won’t be around long enough to bother anybody.

  4. jstro61283 February 3, 2016 at 11:51 pm

    Little Rock

  5. proofpositiveblog February 4, 2016 at 12:44 am

    Libya. Benghazi specifically.

  6. proofpositiveblog February 4, 2016 at 12:48 am

    Maybe Haiti. One of those Clinton Foundation earthquake relief projects. I hear they’re luxurious, whenever they can survive the next storm.

  7. Ladyfid February 4, 2016 at 2:33 am

    Chernobyl, since she was so awesome with that reset button.

  8. bluesjunky February 4, 2016 at 5:08 am

    Well, since I’ve called her a cretin since the early 90’s…

  9. GrimmCreeper February 4, 2016 at 8:27 am

    Surely there’s a black hole somewhere.

  10. Ol' Uncle Lar February 4, 2016 at 9:05 am

    I believe Elba is availabe

  11. Fed Up February 4, 2016 at 9:28 am

    Where-ever is best (meaning inescapable); just make it a full-family package.

  12. Synicle February 4, 2016 at 10:58 am

    Jamaica – “The criminalization of homosexuality in Jamaica dates back
    to the 1864 Offences Against the Person Act, which calls for
    a punishment of up to 10 years of imprisonment with hard
    labor for those convicted of the “abominable crime of
    buggery.” Members of the Jamaican LGBT community are
    denied access to basic rights and services, resulting in
    alarming rates of homelessness and HIV”

  13. geri weiss February 4, 2016 at 11:30 am

    Package her up in a neat little box with a bow and send her to Siberia.

  14. Roman February 4, 2016 at 1:15 pm

    I was going to suggest outer space somewhere, but then it occurred to me that she may be discovered by people from another world who would immediate conclude that the Earth must be destroyed before they send any more creatures like her. So I’ll settle for Leavenworth.

  15. raynman February 4, 2016 at 3:42 pm

    The Pointless Forest

  16. Mr.L February 4, 2016 at 4:45 pm

    She should be sent to Haiti and be forced to clean toilets there.

  17. Sid Vicious February 4, 2016 at 6:54 pm

    The deepest part of the empty pool at the CIA consulate. Benghazi. Duh.

  18. Wingman February 4, 2016 at 8:38 pm

    A crematory

  19. itswoot February 5, 2016 at 6:23 am

    A flea infested Leper colony on a remote island were the Disney song “It’s A Small World” is blaring over loudspeakers 24/7, and maybe an occasional change to “The Way We Were” on holidays. Oh, and also with a mandatory head-to-toe Burka dress code as well.

  20. papabear February 5, 2016 at 9:48 am

    Send her to the SUN!!! I figure at 3.5 million degrees, we could finally be rid of her, and the “sunner” the better! Bill would sign on, I’m sure!

  21. Gnome Sane February 5, 2016 at 3:03 pm

    Wherever Bill is.

  22. I.C.Nielsen February 6, 2016 at 1:14 pm

    Down, down, down
    That Ring of Fire
    That Ring of Fire. H/T The Man in Black


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