Because It’s Really A War On Men
The old double standard. So unfair, right Billy-goat? I sure think it is.
It’s not visible in the photo but eyewitnesses say the former Secretary of State was eagerly dry humping Katy Perry’s scantily clad buttocks when this selfie was snapped.
UPDATE: The testimony of the 7 verified eyewitnesses cannot be corroborated as they were all found dead tonight in the city landfill, each with a bullet wound to the back of the head, execution style. Police and local officials have ruled it a mass suicide and called for increased gun control to remedy the sudden epidemic – a shocking 400,002% increase in deaths on Wednesdays since the City was founded some 700 years ago! Appeals for federal aid will go out for funding a new task force tasked with educating the public on not killing themselves and cover administrative costs, furnishings and so forth.