Because It’s Really A War On Men


The old double standard. So unfair, right Billy-goat? I sure think it is.

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It’s not visible in the photo but eyewitnesses say the former Secretary of State was eagerly dry humping Katy Perry’s scantily clad buttocks when this selfie was snapped.

UPDATE: The testimony of the 7 verified eyewitnesses cannot be corroborated as they were all found dead tonight in the city landfill, each with a bullet wound to the back of the head, execution style. Police and local officials have ruled it a mass suicide and called for increased gun control to remedy the sudden epidemic – a shocking 400,002% increase in deaths on Wednesdays since the City was founded some 700 years ago! Appeals for federal aid will go out for funding a new task force tasked with educating the public on not killing themselves and cover administrative costs, furnishings and so forth.

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8 responses to “Because It’s Really A War On Men

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  2. HK Bill February 5, 2016 at 1:30 am

    At first I thought Katy was really a picture of Madonna. Katy’s eyes are suppose to be closer together Earl :-) Do you think the new lyrics to “I kissed a girl” are “I licked her squirrel and I liked it! It tasted just like geriactric”

  3. papabear1950 February 5, 2016 at 9:55 am

    democrap voters think “peccadilloes” are what Texans run over, and afford them the same scrutiny and concern.

  4. Gnome Sane February 5, 2016 at 3:16 pm

    Can’t blame her, I like women, too.

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